Remember back in “the day” when we would review old Dreamcast games all the time? Well, technically we only did it three times, but the point is that… uh… Wait, Jade Empire isn’t a Dreamcast game… Where the hell was I going with this? In any case, I recently re-played one of BioWare’s most overlooked [...]

Before we get this started, I just want to mention that, no, this is not an AdVsAd, and yes, we will probably actually do one of those… tomorrow. I won’t spoil any secrets, but it’s so we can use commercials from this year’s Super Bowl! Oh… wait. Shit. Anyway, on to your irregularly scheduled article. [...]

Huh… what? Website? WRITING?! Dammit. I can’t believe I have to stop killing werewolves just for this stupid site. I HAVE TO FIND THE DWARVES, YOU KNOW! Only… only another couple days and I’ll be done… I guess I should explain my incoherent ramblings for once, confusionauts. Last weekend I picked up BioWare’s latest massively [...]

Perhaps you, like I, have played video games. Oh it’s okay, you can admit it. You’re amongst friends. Have you spent long hours twiddling your thumbs over a chunk of plastic in your childhood basement, or marched armies of little pixelated men through campaign after campaign of online warfare against valiant foe generals who are [...]

World 5-3 – Super Mario Bros. 3 A very classic awesome level, World 5-3 of Mario 3 isn’t one you’d recognize by name, but it IS one you’d recognize by these two words: Kuribo’s Shoe. That’s right, Mario, a character who’s only defining attribute is his jumping ability (well, that and the moustache and overalls, [...]