This site caters to those of us born in the eighties and raised on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nintendo and Crystal Pepsi, and as such, it is to you that I write this article. I plan on drudging your now alcohol and drug riddled minds (since that’s what you kids are doing these days, or [...]
Archive for February, 2006
It’s been about three days since my last entry, despite my initial pledge to make this a “daily” journal. Here’s what those days would’ve looked like if I had bothered. Day 2 – Loading Bar Mania Didn’t go to school, opting instead to sleep, figuring when I woke up, the game would be ready. As [...]
It’s been a couple days since I wrote a diary entry for my LEXICOG character, Ass, but that’s because I’ve been alternately playing LEXICOG and working. I just woke up from the first sleep I’ve had in three days and finished playing LEXICOG for seven hours. I know I had my doubts at first, but [...]
Once upon a time there were seven children playing in the backyard of one of the kids’ house. Their game involved throwing bits of whatever they could find at each other, and the rules were simple: you had to be able to pick it up, and you had to throw it. The children were happy [...]
I love Mountain Dew. I’m drinking it right now. Pick a time, day or night, in the past 8 years, and there’s a 75% chance I was drinking it then, too. Technically I died in 1998, and exist now merely as a shambling meat golem animated by a steady infusion of caffeinated goodness- I love [...]