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Archive for March, 2006

A St. Patrick’s Day Carol

Holidays are unusually individualizing things, which is weird when you consider how much we rely on them to unite people. Though you and your gramma and the Hallmark company would like to think that celebrating Christmas or new year’s eve is something that brings people closer, in all honestly, holidays pull our shocking gaps in [...]

Pandemonium in the REID GIVE ME SOME WATERMELON JELLY

Ok, so this article is about something very obviously close to the hearts of all Europeans. It’s about the one thing many Europeans would fight each other over, because one guy is cheering for the wrong team. They’re so damn serious about it, and they just love it so much. It is of course, soccer. [...]

Thank You Mario!

What the hell is up with remakes? In the movies recently we’ve had King Kong, The Fog, The Amityville Horror and 1998′s Godzilla. A formula of “Hey, let’s cast these popular new actors in an old script with more swearing and CG the SHIT out of it!” runs riot through Hollywood. The gaming industry is [...]

Chairs Aren’t Food!

Arr… Bees?

When people mention things associated with America, they usually mention things like cherry pie and…liberty… Okay, I don’t know what the hell people mention, but I can guarantee you that one of them is fast food. Fast food is the great American pastime, allowing us to take ten minutes off of our jobs at some [...]