By Ian and Reid Ian: These United States have seen some tough times in the last century. Two world wars, the Brady Bunch goes to Hawaii, and year after year of crushing low spirits as the Olympics end and Multigrain Cheerios go off the market for another four years. Well I say ENOUGH! It’s time [...]

As far as companies that want to rent me carpet cleaners or give me a credit rating to ride downhill like a flaming toboggan are concerned, I am an adult. This shows just how little they know me- I spent yesterday in intense concentration at the Gordian tangle printed on the back of my cereal [...]