If I were to ever be in a managerial position where the hiring and firing of others would be solely up to my judgment, then, first of all, whatever theoretical company we’re talking about here would have to be out of their minds. I can barely organize a loaf of bread properly, let alone the [...]

If it’s about anything (which is up for debate), ConfuseReviews.com is all about presenting fair, balanced information in this crazy, crazy world of ours. Thus, as much as I hate to be such an outwardly dick-headed jerk to the new writer (for which I’m positive I will receive some sort of dock to my pay), [...]

If you have never stopped to consider that marvelous yellow fruit, the banana, pause a moment and reflect on this: What’s so great about the banana? How many uses does a banana have? If I threw a banana, would it return to me like a boomerang? Are bananas really good for me? I will attempt [...]

If I remember correctly, the sandwich was invented by the Earl of Sandwich, no matter how suspiciously convenient that may sound. He was playing at “ye olde celebretee’e pokere matche” on Ye Espne, alongside the Earl of Lightbulbe, the Duke of Polioe Vaccinee, and Penn Gillete. Ye Olde Dave Foleye, or, as he was known [...]

Avast ye, landlubbers, hoist the mainsail and gangway the plankdeck, yarr! That’s right, today is “International Talk Like a Pirate Day,” though you may not have guessed it from my lackluster attempt. Just what is Talk Like a Pirate Day? Well, according to www.talklikeapirate.com (which is quite obviously the foremost source on all things pirate-like [...]