By Ian and Reid Ian: Life is full of regrets. Especially around the turn of the new year, it’s hard to avoid thoughts of “I should have done this” or “I shouldn’t have eaten that” or “this marriage is suffocating me but I’m afraid of getting the chair”, etc and so forth. The same is [...]

Ian is dictating this while drunk, so be warned: Congratulations, Confuse-o-viewos, I am right for you today, Reid can’t write fast enough. In case you can’t tell, I’m drunk, and I’m not Reid. I like Tony Shaloob. Oh god, Donky Kong just through a keg. Oh god, you missed it! You will never ride the [...]

Bien Weinerdos, los Confusopadres, Ian here again. APPARENTLY a week ago I said something about doing a regular Saturday article, and APPARENTLY Reid’s going to hold me to that, because APPARENTLY he knows where i live now… the bottom line is, it’s Saturday, and I’m back, ready to review… okay, I don’t remember what it [...]

I hereby declare today Dragon Spirit: The New Legend day! On this day, as passed down by our forefathers, we play the NES game of the same name until we get tired of it and write an article about it on our website! Yes, since the early 1400′s people have been doing this, and since [...]

Christmas… was two days ago. Yeah, I know I’m late. I finally decided that, since we’ve devoted an entire chunk of this website to holiday articles, we ALL better make some sort of an effort at musings about Christmas. Normally I can squeeze by my mostly imagined writing quota with the occasional “labor day sux [...]