Well bust my burgers and call me a taxi! Looks like it’s the end of the month again! Seems to happen every thirty days or so… Hm… Anyway, since it’s the end of the month, you all know what that means, right? You don’t? Cool! It means that it’s time for me to showcase this [...]

Instead of actually expending any energy on today’s Word on the Street (AS IF I EVER DO! AAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! THAT JOKE NEVER GETS OLD! I’M A LAZY JERK! AAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!), I’m just gonna write a bunch of funny words in a loosely strung-together sentence. Enjoy. (For those of you following along at home, none of [...]

It’s another Monday and that means it’s time for me to get off my butt and actually write one of these things. More importantly, it means that it’s time for me to roll out this new scheme I’ve been coming up with all weekend! That’s right, thanks to the unwavering genius that is me, I’ve [...]

Wow, three days in a row- that’s like a new record for doing the WOTS updates. Some of you may note that Reid has done it for a few months solid before. Bah and pff and humbuggery to you sir! I take my victories where I can get them. Today, I want to talk about [...]

The current generation, which I think I belong to but really can’t be sure (the timing of generations is sort of like making microwave popcorn- the chronological increments are a rough estimate. You have to wait until after the fact, and if everything’s burned and destroyed, you did something wrong. With your popcorn or your [...]