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Archive for February, 2007

Lumberjacks and Illustrations… the Hell?

I was looking through my folder of half-finished writing projects to see if I could steal something I wrote years ago and use it for today’s WOTS when I came across something interesting that I’d completely forgotten about. Back in high school (oh no, not one of THOSE stories) we used to do something we [...]

Coming Soon: A Website That Realistically Poops

It’s a well-known fact that children’s toys are ridiculous. They can range from colored lumps of plastic to miniature computers used for identifying duck noises, but no matter what they are, they’re pretty stupid. Face it, kids are easy to entertain, so really anything’ll work. The trick for toy designers is not to come up [...]

Some Review Lovin’ Goin’ On

Wow, February’s almost at an end and LOVE IS IN THE AIR!! If you don’t believe me, just check out those three little articles up there in that friendly little navigation bar. Written by our very own crew of FUNMAGINEERS (as I call them), these articles have been painstakingly crafted to enhance your workday and [...]

Goddam Shithole

So I’m angry, angrier than a beaver in a Faux Wood factory. But enough of this beaver banter, this is about me dammit, me and my silly efforts to find sustenance in Nashville, Tennessee. Now perhaps you’re thinking, “Well, it’s a major city, full of people and what have you, they surely have delectable locals [...]

Nachos are the Best Antidepressants

You probably don’t know this, but I’ve been pretty depressed over the last week or two. It’s getting to the end of another month and I still don’t have a job, rent looms once again as well as lack of food and all that “adult grown-up” jazz that people are always so down on. Well [...]