Wooha, we’s late! Sorry about the delay, Confusiomegos- to make it up to you, today’s NRF will stay on the board until Sunday morning. In case you’re wondering, no, Reid and I didn’t go drink varnish again and wake up in another country… or at least, that’s not the reason for being a little behind. [...]

Reid always asks me to write these things at random. I don’t have a special day or a feature or… whatever. What I have is a friend/boss(?) who is often too drunk to write a daily blurb for a comedy website. Yes, THAT drunk. This affords me some interesting opportunities, like going through the random [...]

If I were ever to get a tattoo, I would get a picture of the back side of a refrigerator on my chest, so people would see it and think, “oh, there must be a fridge installed in his back” and go around to open it to get a delicious beverage, then be disappointed when [...]

You know, I just can’t talk enough about how amazing the internet is. It’s a living organism, comprised of billions of zillions of antisocial people getting together and being antisocial. Not only is there the mind-boggling and confusing community, there’s the wealth of information out there available to everybody. Back when I was in high [...]

Apparently it’s Super Nintendo review monday again, since part two of our MASSIVELY HUGE Super Nintendo series is up! Isn’t that awesome? YES IT IS! NEVER INTERRUPT ME WHEN I’M ENTERTAINING GUESTS AGAIN! This time, Rob joins in on the fun, so it’s at least 50% as long as the first installment, which I guess [...]