Bob Thaves, the writer and illustrator of the syndicated comic Frank & Ernest is one of the most horrible people in the world. By this, of course, I mean no disrespect. He’s just a terrible human being who makes a living off of creating mind-numbingly painful puns. If you’ve never picked up a newspaper’s funny [...]

Perfunctory acknowledgement of not having any new Word on the Streets for the last two days, blame placed on Clowngarok. Today’s Sunday Word on the Street is directed at old people. Dear old people: We all think you’re really funny, we just can’t say it to your faces. We’re sorry, but seriously, have you seen [...]

TGIT, everybody! It’s the day we all wished G got the hell out of there and just… Anyway, I’ve got some sort of “Site News” to share with you all: The ConfuseReviews store is open for business! Yeah, I may have opened it up several months ago, but I finally took the extra step and [...]

Now, before you say anything, I know I’ve already kinda covered this topic in a full-length article, but after my experiences yesterday, I think it bears repeating. Corporate safety training videos are retarded. I got a chance (well, I was forced) to watch seven of these lovely gems yesterday, and by the time you read [...]

Just out of spite, I’m going to write today’s update in the style of Syd’s new article: WHR TH FCK R LL TH VWLS? Basically what that means is that I don’t have any original ideas of my own and that I’m a complete hack. …Okay, I’ve already changed my mind. If you want to [...]