It’s red and dust is whipping ’round the moon and cross the ground And the steering wheel I’m gripping holds the rattling metal down With a clanking and a clutter, and a shudder and a roar And the words that I can mutter, simply “once, and nevermore” As I bend elbows akimbo ’round the wide [...]

Awright! Time for super gametendo time woo-hoo! Today’s game is, I believe, is based on the super blockbuster anime called “Bobobo Bo Bobo Bo” or something. I seem to remember him constantly yelling “SUPER FIST OF THE NORTHSTAAAARR!!” in between not knowing what the hell was going on and the just plain confusing stuff. Enough [...]

Poor poor congressmen. Did you know that, since 1989, every member of congress has gotten an automatic, unquestioned pay increase every single year? Before then, the pay increase wasn’t automatic and you COULD turn it down if you wanted, but in that waning year of Emperor Hirohito’s death and the release of Namco’s Blastoff (To [...]

The human brain can do all sorts of neat things, but that’s neither here nor there. I’m only interested in one particular neat thing, which I think is actually way more trouble than it’s worth. Our brains are able to identify faces. Sure, that’s great for when you want to know if someone is your [...]

All you readers in readers land have probably noticed a steep decline in the quality of the articles on this site over the last several minutes. Oh, you may say that no new articles have been written or put up in the last several minutes, or even a couple days, but that’s where you’d be [...]