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Archive for July, 2007

Better Than Lego Pancakes

I don’t know if you’ve seen the latest thing since stuff printed on bread, but here it is. I present to you: Lego waffles. That’s right, Eggo has released these waffles that are somewhat Lego-esque…which is what the world has been waiting for since the invention of Legos (or waffles, I forget which came first). [...]

I Hurt So This is Short

Woo! Pipe! Yeah, Zach and I went to Ozzfest here in Denver last night, and we got sunburnt beyond belief. Well, I believe it. Darn daystar. We saw some good bands, ignored some bad ones, and had a fun time watching Ozzy clap his hands like a seven-year-old. All in all, I’d say those free [...]

Super Secret Show-and-Tell

This is the best part of my job. For those of you who don’t know, folks, I’m your graphic designer for ConfuseReviews.com. Menus, article headers, and most customized article pictures on the site are the photoshoppery of yours truly. You may also not know that I do designs for films a lot, and I’ll tell [...]

NRF: “Probotector II – Return of the Evil Forces”

Deja vu is one of those concepts that’s simultaneously universal and bizarrely personal. We’ve all experienced it, we all know what it means, and we rely on that for communication. If we couldn’t, then nobody would be able to explain it; the lame half-definition of “that feeling when it’s, like… I already did this… but [...]

Don’t Moon Me!

There is a round, large, glowing mass of a planet in the sky named the moon. Most people don’t know much about it, other than the adjectives I just mentioned. For thousands of years, superstitious folks have believed that the moon’s many phases affect human and animal behavior. This silly notion has a pretty nifty [...]