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Archive for September, 2007

Top Ten Searches of September

Well, lickey me. September is in it’s final dying throws as it opens up to October and the dreaded “holiday season” that lies in wait beyond. And as we stand in this temporal threshold between vague man-made differences, what can we possibly do? Nothing. Nothing at all. Well, you can’t do anything, I’m going to [...]

NRF: “The Adventures of Rad Gravity”

Have you ever thought about how radically different our world would be if back in 1980…whatever, Nintendo had decided to name their buttons ’1′ and ’2′ instead of ‘A’ and ‘B’? Codes that spelled out words circa SNES days would never have been invented, that’s for sure. Maybe the Playstation would’ve been able to use [...]

Jumpin’ Jiminy

Today’s Word on the Street is brought to you by Vincent Price and by me being really tired and not wanting to come up with any new material. Enjoy! Watch it already!

Dumfy Speaks! Dear God!

Editor’s note: as a result of their recent content-war, Reid and Ian are both hard at work on the articles they were fighting over. Thusly, neither was available for today’s WOTS, and everybody else was apparently out flying kites today. Therefore, today’s WOTS has been written by the only employee around.

Where the Bread Book Crap Ends

Well, Confusionaires, I had this whole stirring tribute planned out today for the one-year anniversary of Pluto being demoted from a planet to just a part of the Kuiper Belt, but when I looked it up on Wikipedia, it turns out that that was the 24th, not the 25th. And it was August. So yeah, [...]