Everybody loves free stuff. There’s no denying the fact, everyone loves getting free stuff for free. Grabbing fistfuls of sausage samples at Costco is a bonus to buying seven metric tons of chicken nuggets at wholesale prices. Finding a parking spot with an hour left on the meter is almost a fist-pumping-worthy event. Getting AOL [...]

Well, Confuedal Japan, here we are, the last day of 2007. It’s been a wholly unremarkable year and you have no one but yourselves to blame. Shame on you. There’s still a “war” on, gas prices are still awful, stodgy old white guys still run everything, things still cost too much, the days are getting [...]

Eight… nine… ten…Happy old-year’s day, confusionauts! I hope that everyone out in the unternet (i.e. the real world) has had a good Christmonewyearboxashoppaweek, the vaguely holiday-esque period between New Year’s Eve and Christmas. As those who know me may have noticed, yours truly has yet to pen my usual idiotic, cynical tirade about the holiday [...]

Today’s NES ROM Friday isn’t just another morsel of comedy gold that I found floating down the river of my brain, it’s also something of an awareness program for a horrible travesty that I’ve been fighting for years: Crayons. Sure, some of you may claim that crayons are God’s gift to the coloring endeavors of [...]

f you tuned in to our internet channel yesterday, you may have seen Zach’s list of completely unattainable New Year’s resolutions. Since I’m the kinda guy who hates to be 1-Up’d (insert video game joke) and, more importantly, a guy who is lazy and unable to come up with his own ideas, I’m going to [...]