I like horror movies. Good ones, bad ones, ones as big as your head. I grew up on them, ever since I was a wee lad. Most, sadly, are terrible. Made by terrible people for terrible people. And this film is one of them. Halloween III: Season of the Witch is the only film of [...]

Hey there, Confusionauts! It’s yet another Friday and that means it’s yet again time for yet another boring old NES ROM Friday. I mean, come ON, there’s only SO MUCH entertainment one can squeeze out of the same tired old premise week after week, right? What’s that? You say American Idol’s still on the air? [...]

It’s amazing the kind of crap that goes on around here when you’re gone for two weeks. That daft little video-game nerd keeps hissing at me when I go to play the NES, open the refrigerator or try to sit down at my own damn desk. Dumfy is sitting in the corner urinating submissively… not [...]

When we’re young, we wish we were older. When we become “older”, we long to be young again. I might as well confess it now, and get the dark deed over with. It’s almost my birthday. Yep, it’s coming right up. It’s a big one. I’m turning the big 22!! I’ve heard it said that [...]

Welcome back to the work week, confusionauts! If the most of you are gone due to this weekend’s inactivity… well, fuck you. Anyway, I was writing a magnificent and hilarious expose on the lighter side of the undertaking business, but due to my computer’s odd habit of not having a big red flashing button that [...]