Oh, hey there, confusionauts. Don’t mind the mess- I’m trying to find something. No, I didn’t lose another mascot, jeez. If anything, I’m trying to bring one back… but anyway. None of you have seen a magazine lying around have you? Nevermind, I’ll find it. The crappy thing about having stuff is keeping track of [...]

It’s a melancholy thought, for most of us, remembering the wonderful things we wanted to do when we were small. You know what I mean, the fantasies of lives as firemen and fighter pilots and marine biologists that the littlest amongst us cling to like toys built of thought, transforming paper towel tubes into telescopes [...]

Man, you know what would be good right about now? Pancakes. Hmm? You don’t really like pancakes? You think they’re kind of overrated and insubstantial and easily ruined by the simple addition of their most basic accessories such as syrup or heavy butter thereby reducing them to decomposing globs of cohesive batter? You think that [...]

Today, my good internet friends, I’m here to reveal to you a very personal secret of mine: The only thing I like more than playing original Nintendo games on my computer is playing original Nintendo games on my computer and writing little reviews of them for everyone to read. Because of that, I’ve decided to [...]

Last week I wrote a draft for a WOTS that was very angry and mean and was about something to the effect of “everyone who reads this site is stupid and doesn’t know how to use a computer.” It’s all because of a lot of complaints I’ve received recently about people not knowing about our [...]