Usually, when choosing a game for our reviews, there are some simple guidelines we at ConfuseReviews like to follow. No broken emulators, no games that can’t hold your interest for more than 10 seconds, no Galaga clones (see guideline 2), and lastly no foreign games. It isn’t that there aren’t some great/hilarious Japanese games out [...]

By Ian and Brett Anyone who’s ever been to the dentist knows about Highlights For Children- it’s that magazine… the one at the dentist’s office. There is no other context for the magazine Highlights For Children. It cannot exist in any other setting, and has no other qualities. There’s nothing more I can say than [...]

Well howdeeee, confusionauts. Ian here, wishing you all the most pleasant of Wednesdays. For most people, Wednesday is a fairly UNpleasant day, what with having to go to work and all that junk. But not me! No, yours truly has a job that sees fit to not employ him the vast majority of the time; [...]

Hi, I’m Gerard Depardieu. And I ask you now, what the fuck do you want for breakfast? Hmm? I have played a chef a time or two in my film career, so I know a little something about cooking. And I am French aussi, the birthplace of cooking. So please, tell me what you would [...]

Hey there, Confusionauts! Remember me? I haven’t really been around this week because I’ve been in the process of moving (which I think is my third or fourth time since this site started…) and unpacking and all that garbage. Moving is always a hassle, but the longer challenge is adjusting to your new place. There’s [...]