The best thing about the internet is that it’s constantly changing (except for certain unscrupulous comedy sites that take a few weeks off now and again… heh heh…). Cut yourself off from the web for a little while (I SAID I WAS SORRY, CRIMINY!) and when you come back there’s a whole plethora of new [...]

If you were to ask the average person what the most important news story of the last few days was, they might have something to say about earthquakes or the presidential race or Britney Spears. These answers are all wrong- people die every day, nothing even remotely important about the election happens until about two [...]

Howdy howdy howdy, Confusionauts! No, I’m not a cowboy, just the co-founder of a website that’s been pretty sparse on updates lately- if you’re still reading, then good for you! You know being part of a faithful fan base is next to godliness, right? Or is that cleanliness… no, that can’t be right. Cleanliness is [...]

By Ian and Brett Last week marked the highly anticipated return of George Lucas and Steven Spielberg’s triumph in the scientific field of goofy fun, the Indiana Jones series. For the first time in almost 20 years (not including crappy educational TV shows, mediocre comic books and computer games that cause catastrophic system failure), everyone’s [...]

I know Reid hates the crap out of it when someone dispenses a tiny shit of a paragraph or two for a WOTS, but for the first time in all my 24 years of life I’ve recently been reminded that I’m not completely indestructible, and that there is no warranty for people parts unless there [...]