Holy Jesus, look at this place. All shiny and new-fangly gadgets everywhere. I’m frightened. We got this system now, where we, the writers, put up our own articles and what-not. This is so we don’t have to bug Reid or Ian to do it for us. Therefore, they can stay passed out beneath their respective [...]

In this here Ad vs. Ad feature, we sure do watch a lot of commercials. Classic commercials, bizarre commercials, foreign commercials and, usualy, mixtures of all three. By and large, however, they are still commercials that people have seen, running advertisements that have done their job of letting people know that there are products out [...]

I half considered not bringing up today’s subject for a WOTS because I can never tell if anybody out there cares to listen to erudite rantings from a film nerd. Then I realized I don’t care- if you’re not into thinking, go read somebody’s shitty webcomic about goblins who play X-box or something. Otherwise bare [...]

Wow, it’s been a long time since I’ve done an NRF. Um… how does this thing work again? I play some NeoGeo game and rate it on it’s staying power through the next millennium or something? Oh oh, that’s right, the Nintendo game thing. Okay, what game won’t take very long to play… Ah, this [...]

Folks, I’ll admit to you all- I’ve been known to decree things. I’ve decreed that a meal was delicious. I’ve decreed that no man shall be president EVER AGAIN! I have also decreed that I was kidding about that last one and my power of decreeadence remains in tact. NOW I’M DECREEING ABOUT MY DECREEING! [...]