I like music. No really, despite the rest of the stuff I’ve written on this site, spewing forth with hatred, venom and more instances of the word ‘bullshit’ than should really be necessary, I do like music. I’ve gotten razzed for the variety of music I like, even. Granted, with my iTunes weighing in at [...]

Last week, the eagle-eyed amongst you (i.e. the ones who can read) may have noticed that I made a small admission; that I once dreamed of being the piano player in a ritzy French-African martini bar. I have, since admitting this, been told by a few people that this is a fairly odd life-goal, and [...]

All right, it’s Friday again and that means it’s time for another action-packed NES game review! FUCK YEAH NES REVIEW THING YEAH!!! Today I’m going to play “Taboo – The Sixth Sense,” a game that just looks like it can’t be anything BUT awesome, right? Look at that, there’s a little skull in one of [...]

One of the best things about the internet for a guy like me is how you can just completely get lost in it, going from one random whim to another until you end up either reading about theoretical physics or porn. That’s pretty much the entire bredth of the internet. In that vein, let me [...]

Have you noticed that they don’t make spy movies the way they used to? Modern spy movies are either set during World War two and directed by an actor so they stink and are way too long, or set during modern times and the agent has gone “rogue” which means there’s gonna be a bunch [...]