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Archive for August, 2008

AdVsAd: The Wild World of Phone Books

Happy Sunday, lords and ladies! I know it’s been a while since we did an Ad vs Ad, but here it is and that’s all there is to it, so you can just go to hell. I mean, we’re welcoming back this feature, even though it technically never really went away, we just got lazy. [...]

NRF: Target: Renegade

Aww yeah, it’s Friday and that means I usually just get lazy and decide not to do a Nintendo review, but today I’m doing something surprising and I’m ACTUALLY going to do the NRF! Woo hoo! And what’s my game today? It’s Target: … uh… Kenepade. The hell is a kenepade? Oh, oh wait! It’s [...]

The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 1-5 of 100

Well folks, Ian is away for a while so that means you have to live with updates from me, that’s right, ME! PREPARE FOR 2006 ALL OVER AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS! To make up for the lack of neato graphics and interesting words, I bring you the first part of an inimitably long series, The Motherfucking Awesome [...]

But I don’t WANNA Write!

Watch it already!

…and I would sound NOTHING like the dad from Happy Days.

If I was a gnome, I would- -Pose in front of mushrooms a lot. Gnomes seem to do that, and I’m sure they have their own perfectly good reasons for it, but I would do it in places where I’d be sure to get noticed by the kind of people who are really, REALLY looking [...]