Happy Halloween, everybody! And, incidentally, happy Friday- it’s always nice when All Hallows Eve isnt’ a school night and the kiddies can run around all night causing mayhem and gobbling sweets. It’s also nice when I don’t have to think up an amazingly neat holiday feature because it happens to be a regular feature day- [...]

As anyone who follows our site regularly (insert comment about pathetic/miniscule reader base here) would know, I’m not always top of the pops when it comes to my updates.  Sometimes I’ll hammer out a stupid pile of words and leave it at that, other times I’ll actually put some effort into a stupid pile of [...]

Howdy, y’all confusamoids! If’n y’all didn’t know, I’m down in th’ deep south this week, an’ that’s why ih’m a inflectin’ this here accent onta mah words, lest they find me out, drag me down, an’ kick the shit outta me! YEEE HAW! All right, the south isn’t THAT bad, and I’m really not even [...]

Seriously, though, what’s the deal with this zombie fetish going around these days? I don’t fucking get it. Are you people necrophiliacs? Is it the fact that a dead person can’t say ‘no’ that turns you on? Someone please explain it to me. I suppose we all have George Romero to blame for this. After [...]

Well, it’s getting to that time of year again, isn’t it Confusionauts? That’s right, I’m talking about Election Day! Wai-HUH?! I thought this website was non-political, didn’t I? Well, I am not only wrong, but stupid and I have bad breath. YEAH! BURRRRN!! Yes, we may have our site all gussied up for Halloween (we [...]