You kids and this new-fangled television, with your computerized guides and your menu screens and your Starzs and your Cinemaxses. Back in MY day, cable television meant you got about seventy channels, fifteen of which were scrambled, three more were in Spanish and there was never a channel 01. If you wanted some kind of [...]

I like to think I keep pretty up-to-date on the latest… wait… Actually, I know for a fact that I’m not up-to-date. On anything. I manage to keep myself months or years behind current events, even when it comes to things I love like movies or video games. So that’s my excuse for never having [...]

I often think of myself as a genius. I’m not just your average run-of-the-mill genius, though, oh no. I happen to be a TRIVIA genius. How do I know this? Well, I’ve won at Trivial Pursuit Genius Edition before, is that not proof enough?! What do you mean it’s actually “Genus” edition? All right then, [...]

I can’t really say I’ve ever been a big demolition derby fan. I mean, I like seeing stuff get destroyed as much as the next guy (and in this case I do very much mean “guy” as in “human male”), but I dunno. Cars smashing into each other in an arena full of rednecks, that’s [...]