Polaroid Photo

Archive for March, 2009

Strummin’ Savalas VIII: Enter the Wiki-tiki!

Yes, it’s time for another visit with our favorite randomizer button of all, Strummin’ Savalas! But… wait, who is that mysterious figure who is certainly not actually Telly Savalas?! Could it be… Our very own wiki mascot, the Wiki-Tiki?! Why, that must mean that he’s here to show us around the ConfuseReviews wiki with his [...]

AdVsAd: Quiznos Ads are INSANE

If you’re like I am, you like sammiches. Then again, if you’re like I am, you probably already know what I’m going to write here, you CRAZY HEATHEN DEVIL!! Speaking of insanity, let’s talk about Quiznos subs. This is a nationwide sammich chain, and they’ve been advertising for years. Also, they’ve been advertising with the [...]

Fluctuations in the Horsing Market

It’s no secret that the financial world is doing badly right now, confusionauts. I mean, I could tell you that money is tight for everybody right now, and you’d know it was true even if every news outlet in the world wasn’t constantly reporting on it. My account would be pretty easily substantiated by the [...]

NRF: “Dusty Diamond’s All-Star Softball”

Ah softball- the okay American passtime. Whether you’re a fat kid in fourth grade gym, an office-worker being forced to participate in “team building” exercises or some overachieving wheelchair jockey, softball is the dimwitted younger brother of baseball that the uncoordinated, unwilling, lilting, gimpy and obese amongst us have to settle for. Or you might [...]

Have You Heard My New Band…

Here at Confuse Reviews, we are trendsetters, staying on top of popular culture and keeping our fingers on the pulse of the youth, always scoping out the next big thing.  That is why I’ve found a month-old Internet meme that has given me countless hours of enjoyment. Ever wanted to make your own band?  Complete [...]