Yep, here we are, another fine Thursday afternoon. Why, that’s Syd’s day, isn’t it? Cool, I can’t wait to see what he– oh, that’s right, as soon as he claimed the day he stopped writing. Well then, I guess it’s up to me to put some crap in here for today. Even though it’s a [...]

You know what, Confusionauts? I think the very best thing about this here internet of ours is that, not only can you find information on any and every subject you can think of, you can also find every other single person’s opinion on said everything and disagree with them violently. I mean, think about it, [...]

I’m always interested in improving my skills as a writer. Apparently, since I’ve been writing for ConfuseReviews.com for three years now and we still have maybe six readers, I have a lot of room for improvement. In hopes of bettering my successful blogging skills, I figured today we would take our cues from a more [...]

Here’s a fun rainy-day experiment for you, Confusionauts. No, we’re not going to use a Van de Graaff generator to make balloons cling to your hair- I’m not Mr. Wizard for fuck’s sake. At least not anymore. It’s a psychological experiment that deals with grammar, as amazingly fun as that sounds (it’s like if I [...]

Ah, Sunday. The day when we celebrate by watching commercials. Where the hell did that connection come from, anyway? Regardless, it’s time for some ads to versus some ads, and what’s better for an ad fight than ads about fighting toys? Yes, I’m talking about America’s hero, G.I. Joe! Or… whatever they called them. I [...]