Gather around ye children of the tribe of confusionaut. Gather around this fire and let the tales of ancient times and great men warm your hearts. There was once… a man. Or… at least an animated gif of a man, that I made when I was drunk because I thought it was hilarious. And oh… [...]

Howdy, Confusionauts. I don’t know about where you are, but it’s been damn hot here in the desolate wastes of Colorado. And you know what hot weather makes me think of? Ice cream! I figured we might as well get a little bit of free air conditioning thanks to the internet, so here’s a couple [...]

Hey, everybody out there in the bilge-ocean that is the internet! You wanna see a magic trick? This is a special kind of magic trick that won’t work on little kids, but it should work great on on people who remember the eighties. Especially people who watch shows like Family Guy and Robot Chicken and [...]

Hey kids, Syd here. Just out on my work-release permit from Arkham Sanitarium after my visit with Mr. Lovecraft. I’m more or less still the same, except now I scream at random intervals for no reason. Doc’s here too. He got the cell next to mine and—OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER! Heh, sorry about [...]