Oh for the life of a lecherous, mean old Swede. Let’s say for a moment that you were one of the great film directors of all time. Doesn’t that feel good? How important you must feel. Now let’s say that you were a weird, cranky old Scandinavian film director who, though completely brilliant, spent most [...]

As some of you may remember, I spent some time a couple months ago with an extra part-time job working for the super-spy organization HYDRA. You might also remember that it didn’t end very well, and I felt like my skills just weren’t being used effectively while all dressed up in a goofy green uniform, [...]

Next time, I’ll stick with the classics.. I’ve been house sitting and dog sitting this week, and other than work, i haven’t found much else to keep myself occupied. The house never ate the dog, either. (That blows THAT theory, Ian!) Once I took the garbage to the dump, unloaded and loaded the dishwasher, did [...]

Here at our AdVsAd feature, we’ve looked at various beverages in the past, including Manzanita Sol and beer, but we’ve never done the one soft drink that I’m… really indifferent to. That’s right, it’s time to look at some Dr. Pepper ads! Don’t wince! CHARGE! Watch it already! Synopsis: A bunch of teeners having fun [...]

Usually when people come to this site, they mention something about how much the green hurts their eyes or that they don’t want me to make fun of their band or that they can’t find where the crackers are supposed to be, but right after all those subjects, people tend to ask about our friendly [...]