Sorry, gentle readers, all the CR staff is engaged in an epic game of Ultimate Risk today, so none of our usual nuggets of hilarity. Instead, please enjoy this film about the early Russian space program! Watch it already!

Welp, looks like it’s another Black Friday, confusionauts. The day after Thanksgiving when all the stores have sales early in the morning and people get trampled to death because of 20% off stereos. GOD BLESS AMERICA! To celebrate this day of consumerism, I decided to play Hatris, a game which is, more or less, exactly [...]

Happy toikey day, Confusionauts! Whether you’re celebrating the stalwart drive of the European-American pilgrims, bemoaning the destruction of once proud native Americans, grinding your teeth in anticipation for some Normandy-style shopping tomorrow or just ready to chow the fuck down, may I be the first to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. I know you [...]

Maybe I’m weird. Maybe I like peanut-butter, pickle and mayonnaise sammiches and ukulele music from the 1930′s, maybe I spend my free time reading about Norse mythology and painting monsters setting each other on fire. Maybe. And maybe when someone mentions octopi, I immediately think “booze”. Is that really all that weird? There are some advertising agencies [...]

When you board the bus, please for the love of Holy Jesus, please have your goddamn money or pass ready, for fuck’s sake.  Don’t stand there like a goddamn idiot for forty fucking minutes, digging through your pockets or your bag and holding up the goddamn bus.  I’d like to get home before the end [...]