Oh hey. I guess it’s New Years Eve or something, huh? If you’re under the hilarious conception that I can spell at this point, you’re living in a fucking DREAM LAND, OKAY!? Anyway, I may be drunk, but I’m still able to figure out what the top ten searches of the last month are! For instance, look [...]

By Ian and Reid In parts one and two of Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, the ongoing and obviously important ConfuseReviews fantasy fight discussion, Syd and Ian powered through some match-ups for the ages. However, sometimes by just showing the end results we gloss over the often arduous process involved in these debates- and yes, they [...]

Mmm… primer… I mean, howdy, Confusionauts! As you well know, we’ve finally passed the awful hurdle of Christmas and can move on to the day when everybody declares the holiday season as the dead beast that it is: New Year’s Eve! Possibly the greatest holiday of them all, everybody stays up really late, gets shitfaced, [...]

Happy Megaman, Confusionauts! It’s “THAT HOLIDAY” today, as I’m sure you’re well aware, and so I figured we’d mark it, at least, with a little bit of a story and a game review. Now siddown by the fire and shut the hell up while Uncle Angro tells you a heartwarming goddamn story. I hate the [...]

You probably didn’t know, but over the last month we’ve been doing this “Christmas With the Con-WiKi” thing where we’ve been posting up Christmas-related wiki articles. The goal of this was that we could eventually put them all together and finally come up with the fabled “true meaning of Christmas”. Well, I don’t know about [...]