What’s “Misc.”, you ask? Mostly threats against the American South, eulogies for dead nerd heroes, space program trivia, and lists of leprechaun facts. And how to knight a penguin. And why Batman isn’t allowed to come to Christmas dinner. It’s a mixed bag.
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August 31, 2010: Strummin’ Savalas XIV- Rise of the Audubon Empire - Ian August 9, 2010: Ugly, Terrible Pictures - Reid July 19, 2010: Paul – Octopus Wizard of Doomsday - Zach July 17, 2010: Pyg-me. - Ian July 15, 2010: Kathy’s Fast Food Toys - Multiple - Ian & Reid July 14, 2010: Toy Toys. Of Toys. - Ian June 21, 2010: The 2010 Seal Awards! - Reid June 17, 2010: The Top Ten Mad Scientists - Reid June 2, 2010: FUCK YOUR STUPID FUCKING “CHEEZBURGER” - Reid May 24, 2010: International Not-Quite-Celebrity Images - Multiple - Reid & Ian May 8, 2010: Gizmodo, Long Time No See! How’ve You UGHHH… - Ian May 4, 2010: The Robot Sinc Biz - Multiple - Ian, Reid & Brett April 15, 2010: Fear & Loathing In Happy Birthday - Syd - Seal of Fanciness April 12, 2010: Home Movies Were So Much Easier With VHS Tapes… - Reid April 9, 2010: NES Retrospective Friday - Reid March 24, 2010: The British Comedy Invasion Part 2: Not Really - Reid March 16, 2010: Super Make ‘Em Fight part 4 - Multiple - Ian & Reid March 11, 2010: Another Trip to DeviantArt… - Multiple - Reid & Ian March 10, 2010: The Site’s Name Starts To Make Sense. - Ian March 4, 2010: Stealing a Page From Syd’s Book (Which is Full of Girly Doodles in the Margins) - Reid March 3, 2010: … makes no sense at… - Ian February 22, 2010: Your MOM is a Chatlog! BAZZURN! - Multiple - Ian & Reid February 16, 2010: Further Conversations with the Mystery Spaceman - Multiple - Ian & Brett February 11, 2010: The Terror of Homeless Bill - Syd January 19, 2010: Sick Minds Think Strange Thoughts - Becka January 18, 2010: The ABC’s of Terrible Catalog Items - Multiple - Reid, Ian & Russell January 14, 2010: Future Sex Love Dungeon - Syd January 12, 2010: Cosplay Reaches It’s Inevitable Destination - Reid December 29, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 3 - Multiple - Ian & Reid December 15, 2009: Wisdom from the Internet Psychologist - Reid December 12, 2009: Play, Set, Go! - Multiple - Ian & Brett - Best Misc. Article, 2009 November 24, 2009: It’s Like I Don’t Give A Shit Anymore - Syd November 16, 2009: Conversations with the Mystery Spaceman. - Multiple - Ian & Brett November 7, 2009: Put Down the Duckie! - Zach November 5, 2009: Crepe Hair, More Like CRAP HAIR GODDAMNIT ALLFURCKKKKK - Reid November 4, 2009: My Position on Missionaries (Tee hee) - Ian November 3, 2009: Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd! - Ian November 2, 2009: Sugar Daddies… But Not the Halloween Kind - Multiple - Reid & Ian October 22, 2009: Requiem For Balloon Kid - Syd October 17, 2009: O Captain, My Captain - Reid October 13, 2009: It’s about to get ugly. - Stormi October 12, 2009: My Personal Dictionary - Reid October 8, 2009: What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?! - Syd October 3, 2009: Weird Day - Reid September 29, 2009: Ready, A.I.M., Fire! - Reid September 26, 2009: I’m Pretty Sure Confy’s a Mafioso - Reid September 10, 2009: More Shit That Happened - Syd August 10, 2009: Let Us Rejoice in the Awful Pictures of Internet Past - Reid August 6, 2009: 20 Questions the World Has Yet to Answer - Ian August 5, 2009: Dumb Waiter - Ian July 20, 2009: More Than Making Pretty Faces. - Stormi July 15, 2009: God of Travel, Thou Hast Forsaken Us. - Stormi July 13, 2009: 50 Reasons Why I Haven’t Written an Article in X Amount of Time - Zach July 11, 2009: I Would Name Him Chesterfield. I Don’t Know Why. - Ian July 8, 2009: Ode on a Free Laptop… I Mean Best Friend. - Ian July 7, 2009: Mid-Year Seal Awards! - Reid July 6, 2009: Bibliobrynthic and Proud… Somehow. - Ian June 24, 2009: 50 Reasons to Never Go Outside Again - Reid June 20, 2009: X Marks the Spot - Reid June 11, 2009: The First Grand Thing We Ever Did. - Ian June 8, 2009: In Limbo: My Jobless Jig In Poverty - Becka June 3, 2009: Little Brother’s Gonna TE~ELL! - Reid May 30, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 2 - Multiple - Syd & Ian May 28, 2009: An Ordinary Average Day With H.P. Lovecraft - Syd May 20, 2009: The Charlie Darwin Band (The Devil Went Down to Genome) - Ian May 18, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 1 - Multiple - Ian & Syd May 13, 2009: A Darkly Humorous Bit of Verse - Ian May 11, 2009: Hail HYDRA! - Reid April 27, 2009: Colons : Colons : : Blanks : ______s - Ian April 20, 2009: Make It Stop! - Becka April 16, 2009: Coping with Blanklexic Devailability - Ian April 14, 2009: The Weak Shall Inherit the Girth - Ian March 28, 2009: Fluctuations in the Horsing Market - Ian March 21, 2009: Anger Is My Habit–What’s Yours? - Syd March 14, 2009: Your Mother’s Side of the Family - Ian March 10, 2009: START SHOUTING!! - Becka March 9, 2009: Mess Awareness Month - Becka February 16, 2009: Check into Crash - Ian January 27, 2009: Science: Murdered in Cold Blood - Ian January 26, 2009: Against All Palookas What Ain’t on the Up and Square - Ian January 14, 2009: Getting Fired: A How-To Guide. - Ian January 13, 2009: 20 Reasons You Should Give Me Five Bucks - Ian January 6, 2009: Cancerous Humor. - Ian - Worst Article, 2009 January 3, 2009: BudgetTravel.com’s Big Bad Awful Ideas for Kid Vacations - Ian December 29, 2008: What I Learned Over Winter Break - Reid December 22, 2008: It’s Rantin’ Time! - Syd December 15, 2008: GOD DAMN IT’S COLD TODAY - Ian December 13, 2008: Dear Internet - Ian December 10, 2008: DeviantSanta - Ian December 2, 2008: Science Faction - Multiple - Reid & Ian November 24, 2008: Sleepless In Denver - Syd November 12, 2008: Say “Oh Snap” One More Time and I’ll Snap Your Damn Neck - Reid November 8, 2008: United Hates of America - Ian November 5, 2008: Direct Electoral Current - Ian November 4, 2008: We Put the “Fun” in “Presidential History Lesson” - Multiple - Reid & Ian November 3, 2008: The REAL TRUE Side of Charlotte - Reid October 30, 2008: It’s Not Plagiarism if you Don’t Copy/Paste - Zach October 28, 2008: What’s With All the Fucking Zombies?! - Syd October 23, 2008: When You’re Dead! - Zach October 16, 2008: Tales of Mystery and Anger - Syd October 15, 2008: 20 Ways to Fix the U.S. Economy. - Ian October 14, 2008: Minor Updates to the Site Mean I Don’t Have to be Funny, Right? - Reid October 6, 2008: More Tales From My Non-Job - Reid October 4, 2008: Forgotten Whales - Ian September 30, 2008: A Peek Into Bygone Days… - Reid September 24, 2008: Happy Clusterfuck! - Reid September 22, 2008: Scary Scary School Monsters! - Becka September 17, 2008: Mondo Gizmodo Round-up-o. - Multiple - Ian, Reid, & Zach September 16, 2008: Here Comes the Metric System… again - Ian September 15, 2008: It’s All Greek to Me - Ian September 4, 2008: Why So Angry? - Syd September 3, 2008: Politick-tock - Syd September 2, 2008: The System - Syd August 25, 2008: …and I would sound NOTHING like the dad from Happy Days. - Ian August 21, 2008: Patagonicus Rex - Zach - Best WOTS, 2008 August 20, 2008: Diddly Sasquat - Ian August 18, 2008: Pecan Maltese Ragamuffin Ebony Pendular Ocelots (Part 1) - Ian August 16, 2008: I Feel the Need, the Need for MEAD!!! - Ian August 13, 2008: I HATE WHAT YOU LIKE part 541- The Fantasy Genre - Ian August 12, 2008: And it Ain’t Goin’ Away - Reid August 9, 2008: A Sketchy Past. - Ian August 6, 2008: Cockleroacher - Reid August 4, 2008: Syd is Angry…AGAIN! - Syd July 28, 2008: Live the Dream or Dream the Life - Ian July 24, 2008: _______ipedia - Reid July 17, 2008: To the city of Boulder, Colorado - Zach July 16, 2008: BORED? BORED, YOU SAY?! - Becka July 15, 2008: Rising Through the Ranks - Reid July 12, 2008: Ohhhhh, NOW I get it… - Ian July 9, 2008: Horrorshow Eggiwegs and Red, Red Krovvy. - Ian July 8, 2008: An Introspective Analysis of YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. - Ian July 5, 2008: Oh William, Oh the Memories… - Reid July 1, 2008: Beyond Bali-lief - Ian June 25, 2008: I’m bad at driving and YOU FUCKERS ARE WORSE. - Zach June 24, 2008: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. - Ian June 23, 2008: Batmocar! - Reid June 21, 2008: Get Sartre - Ian June 19, 2008: Save the Planet: Stink. - Becka June 18, 2008: Stimulate THIS. - Zach June 17, 2008: Hollywood Legend Stan Winston Dead at 62. - Ian June 16, 2008: I can drive nine-to-five - Ian June 9, 2008: Goddam Banks… - Syd June 7, 2008: Adventures in Hair Coloring - Ian June 4, 2008: Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Heaven - Ian May 29, 2008: Mars or Bust - Ian May 20, 2008: Oh the Places You’ll Go - Reid May 17, 2008: I Feel Gifted - Ian May 7, 2008: Hump-day Slumpin’ - Zach April 23, 2008: How Not to Get an Internship - Ian April 19, 2008: YouTube Killed My Childhood - Ian April 9, 2008: It’s All Geek to Me… - Zach April 8, 2008: He Finally Did It. - Reid April 2, 2008: Friday Night Lizards - Ian March 31, 2008: Orgamanized Foreshadamowzing! - Ian March 22, 2008: Saturday Koans - Ian March 17, 2008: Lovestravaganza 2008 - Multiple - Ian, Reid, Zach & Brett - Best Article, 2008 March 11, 2008: Angry People Are Good For Business - Reid March 10, 2008: Dog. Food. Gun. - Ian March 8, 2008: Qwest - Reid March 1, 2008: If You’re Happy and You Know it… - Ian February 25, 2008: BSOD - Reid February 12, 2008: Mummy Stories - Reid February 5, 2008: …and the Bottle’s on the Poodle and the Poodle’s Eating Noodles… - Ian January 29, 2008: Brought to You By BLOOD AND TEARS - Ian January 28, 2008: Count Your Blessings - Ian January 26, 2008: American Architecture: Fist of Destruction - Ian January 14, 2008: Need… Comedy… - Reid January 8, 2008: My Term Paper Got an XXX+ - Ian December 31, 2007: Zach Wins Prizes! - Zach December 19, 2007: Dual-Core 64-bit Athlon’s is Good Eatin’ - Zach December 13, 2007: Tits or GTFO - Syd December 11, 2007: An Excerpt from the History Channel - Zach December 7, 2007: What Makes Me Mad - Becka December 6, 2007: Bullshit - Reid December 5, 2007: Lost in America - Zach November 26, 2007: Garfield Hates Monday! HAHAHAHAHA HAAAAA! - Reid November 24, 2007: Secrets - Ian November 19, 2007: Cat. Poop. Eggs. - Ian - Best Misc. Article, 2007 November 13, 2007: Stupid Computer Tricks - Reid November 11, 2007: MISERY!! - Reid November 10, 2007: Amy the Phone Bill Killer - Ian November 4, 2007: Nature is a Big Fat Doody-Headed Jerk Face Jerk - Ian October 24, 2007: Website of the Month Club - Reid October 22, 2007: Men. Pfeh. - Reid October 20, 2007: I Had Me A Vision: Television - Syd October 17, 2007: Astrology = Nonsense - Ian October 11, 2007: PEOPLE… Are Actually Kinda Neat - Reid October 10, 2007: The Days are Numbered - Ian October 9, 2007: THE FUTURE! – Part 2 - Ian October 6, 2007: Treasure Hunting - Ian October 2, 2007: Monkey… or MAN?! - Reid October 2, 2007: Get Another Job, You Bum! - Becka October 1, 2007: October - Ian September 26, 2007: Dumfy Speaks! Dear God! - Ian September 25, 2007: Where the Bread Book Crap Ends - Reid September 21, 2007: Exit Zero - Zach September 19, 2007: House Shopping - Reid September 15, 2007: IGNORE ME!!! - Ian September 13, 2007: On Household Repairs -Part One- - John September 11, 2007: DOOMSDAY ROCKS!!! - Reid September 9, 2007: Pay No Attention to the… Thing… - Reid August 28, 2007: It is Not Opposite Day - Ian August 26, 2007: Need Not Apply - Ian August 22, 2007: I Learned My Latin From Roadrunner Cartoons - Ian August 21, 2007: This is a Test. This is Only a Test. - Ian August 12, 2007: Sharks- An 8th Grade Science Paper - Rob August 9, 2007: Hey, Lookit Dat Shark Down Dere - Reid August 5, 2007: LCHL: P6: EBLFOOF! - Ian July 28, 2007: Super Secret Show-and-Tell - Ian July 27, 2007: Don’t Moon Me! - Becka July 25, 2007: How Not to Write (Just Like Every Other Day) - Ian July 24, 2007: Figure 1(1) - Ian July 21, 2007: Computers for the Complete Retard - Zach July 19, 2007: Expert Testimony - Ian July 18, 2007: Ian’s Fall School Schedule - Ian July 17, 2007: If You Can Read This, You Might Be a Redneck - Reid July 12, 2007: I Don’t Even Know - Reid July 7, 2007: Ye Olde Tyme WOTS - Reid June 30, 2007: THIS ARTICLE IS NOT ABOUT LAND OF THE LOST!!!!! - Ian June 28, 2007: Of Mice and Congressmen - Ian June 27, 2007: I See You - Reid June 24, 2007: Where Not to Go for a First Date - Ian June 21, 2007: Treachery Around Every Corner - Reid June 20, 2007: De Planes! De Planes! - Reid June 19, 2007: Clowns are Poisoning Our Toothpaste! - Reid June 18, 2007: Protecting the Integrity of Confy - Reid June 16, 2007: Ol’ Periodic…y - Ian June 14, 2007: Mid-Year Prizamowards! - Reid June 12, 2007: Things You Haven’t Thought About Today - Ian June 10, 2007: Anti-Hornet Urban Tactical Warfare - Zach June 9, 2007: Zero, Zero, Zero! (It’s Only a Flesh Wound, Lambchop) - Ian June 7, 2007: Buck Flowers - Reid June 6, 2007: Papalsicle Humor - Reid June 3, 2007: Beasts of Burden of Proof - Multiple - Ian & Becka June 2, 2007: What I Did For My Summer Vacation - Ian May 31, 2007: 50 Reasons Why None of You Are Getting Paid This Week - Ian - Seal of Fanciness May 29, 2007: Yet More Super Nintendrome Crap - Reid May 14, 2007: Chivalry: Hot or DEAD? - Multiple - Reid & Ian May 9, 2007: The Saga of Olga and Martin - Reid May 6, 2007: Clowns in the Government - Reid May 2, 2007: The Ballad of Jesse James - Zach April 29, 2007: Old People: Listen Up - Reid April 23, 2007: WHR TH FCK R LL TH VWLS? - Syd April 22, 2007: CLOWNPOCALYPSE SOON! - Reid April 21, 2007: I Dare You to Understand This - Ian April 12, 2007: Student, Beware! You’re in for a Scare! - Becka April 11, 2007: Automatic Appliances - Hannah April 7, 2007: Ian Visits His Parents Again - Ian April 4, 2007: The Rare Wild Kirbunny - Ian April 4, 2007: How to Be Evicted - Reid April 3, 2007: Syd is Angry About Various Things! - Syd March 27, 2007: Yeah, Wikipedia’s Pretty Great - Reid March 24, 2007: Jokes From 5 Year Olds - Ian March 22, 2007: Spiders on the Downtown Train - Syd March 19, 2007: Lookit Awr Fancy RSS Thingamajig - Reid March 14, 2007: Hammocks are Awesome, Dammit - Reid March 13, 2007: Obviously Not Spam - Reid March 11, 2007: The Beauty and the Really Old Building - Ian March 10, 2007: The Sadnography Crusade - Ian March 8, 2007: Hooray for Rescuing Junk! - Reid March 7, 2007: Ian’s Dream Jobs - Ian March 5, 2007: Life Alert: Not Just for Old People! - Reid March 3, 2007: Lights, Camera, Hell-Life: Take 1 - Ian February 27, 2007: Coming Soon: A Website That Realistically Poops - Reid February 25, 2007: Fuck You, I’m Sick - Syd February 21, 2007: Space Racism - Multiple - Ian & Zach February 21, 2007: Nicknames (By TopHatMummy) - Ian February 19, 2007: A Ballpoint Banana? - Becka February 17, 2007: The Cabin Ghetto - Hannah - Seal of Fanciness February 15, 2007: Prank Calls? How Zany! - Reid February 13, 2007: Dear Google Ads: You Suck and I Hate You - Reid February 12, 2007: A Monday Pick-You-Up - Ian February 10, 2007: What’s All This Then? - John February 6, 2007: Mascot Racism - Reid February 4, 2007: How to Not Make Me Laugh - Reid February 4, 2007: I Made a Fucking Mess - Syd February 3, 2007: Of Geometry and Boobies - Ian February 1, 2007: February is Dumb - Reid January 29, 2007: Hey Hey Hey… What’s That SMELL? - Reid January 27, 2007: ATTN: Millionaires - Ian January 25, 2007: Newspapers Got No Style - Reid January 24, 2007: How to Write the WOTS (On Wikihow) - Reid January 22, 2007: Ice Skating - Zach January 20, 2007: 15WACKY - Ian January 14, 2007: Google (Illegal Pornography) Ads - Ian January 13, 2007: I Sold All My Stuff and All I Got Was This Lousy Nothing - Ian January 12, 2007: That (Not So) Square Box of Power: The Remote Control - Becka January 8, 2007: Momofuku Ando - Zach December 12, 2006: There Are No Original… Wait… - Reid December 11, 2006: There Are No Original Ideas - Reid December 9, 2006: Important! This! - Reid December 6, 2006: Only One Way to Go From Here - Reid November 29, 2006: Being in Bear Grass is Tough on the Mind - Reid November 22, 2006: Foreigners - John - Longest Article, 2006 November 15, 2006: The Hunter Has Become the Hunter’d - Zach - Best New Word, "Doinkwondle", 2006 November 11, 2006: New Winter Lineup! - Reid November 10, 2006: THE FUTURE! – Part 1 - Ian November 8, 2006: Philosophy the WOTS Way - Reid October 26, 2006: There’s Dooky Water in My House - Reid October 10, 2006: Toast Printing: Now a Reality - Reid - Seal of Toastiness October 5, 2006: Bye. BYE! - Reid September 26, 2006: 50 Reasons Why I Didn’t Come Into Work Today - Ian - Best Misc. Article, 2006 June 28, 2006: Illness, Sickness… DISEASE?! - Reid June 17, 2006: Come Fly the… Skies… - Zach April 29, 2006: Presidential Candidates of the Year 2000…and 8 - Multiple - Ian & Reid March 5, 2006: Chairs Aren’t Food! - Multiple - Ian & Reid March 3, 2006: MS Paint Tutorial – Part 1 - Ian - Seal of Fanciness February 24, 2006: Ursus Ex Machina - Zach February 12, 2006: I Swear… - Reid January 31, 2006: This Article Sucks - Zach January 29, 2006: Photoshop Tutorial – Part 1 - Ian January 29, 2006: Le Powers Supre - Reid January 11, 2006: Man’s Greatest Invention - Multiple - Ian & Reid January 11, 2006: Bon Vonage - Reid January 10, 2006: March of the Damned - Reid
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