The Other Features section is where you’ll find semi-regular ConfuseReviews.com features like ongoing comics, fun stories from our central offices, and articles we’re ashamed of. Haha, I’m kidding- there’s nothing “semi”-regular about the shame bucket.
Tales From the ConfuseReviews Office | Comics | Strummin’ Savalas | MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z | Super Nintendrome 64 2000 | Grog T. Gibbonman’s Personal Papers | Top Ten Searches of the Month | Lexicog: The Flightening | The Shame Bucket

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August 18, 2010: A Rude Memo From the 2010 Confuse Reviews Summer Interns - Syd July 28, 2010: Notes from Jerry’s Desk - Reid May 19, 2010: Putting the “Ploy” in Employment - Ian April 6, 2010: Here Boys! Treats! - Ian December 3, 2009: A Fun and Nice Holiday Trip Through the CR Compound - Reid September 21, 2009: What the Hell, September? - Reid July 14, 2009: My name is Stormi, and I’m a survivor. - Stormi July 9, 2009: In Memoriam: The 2009 Confuse Reviews Summer Interns - Syd June 17, 2009: Employee Evaluation Time- Syd, Part 2 - Ian June 9, 2009: Bi-Centennial Office Morale Boosting Memo - Reid May 21, 2009: Truth Above All! - Syd May 9, 2009: Employee Evaluation Time- Syd, Part 1 - Ian April 23, 2009: Employee Evaluation Time- Zach - Ian - Best "Other Feature" Article, 2009 April 15, 2009: Happy Birthday, Ian! - Reid March 19, 2009: Children’s Letters to Star Trek - Reid January 21, 2009: Ask ConfuseReviews - Reid January 8, 2009: ConfuseReviews’ 3rd Anniversary Red Carpet Pre-Show - Zach December 30, 2008: 2008 in Repose - Multiple - Ian & Reid November 20, 2008: +5 Against Interns - Zach October 18, 2008: Further Tales of the Confuse Reviews Office - Syd October 9, 2008: Do Process - Zach September 18, 2008: In Caiman’s Terms - Ian August 7, 2008: Seven Rules for the Office Break Room - Zach August 2, 2008: A Rude Memo To the Confuse Reviews Interns - Syd - Best Misc. Article, 2008 July 2, 2008: History of My Involvement or Sunshine’s Entrance - Becka May 28, 2008: Excuses, Excuses - Ian April 12, 2008: Burnin’ Down the… - Zach April 5, 2008: Animozine! - Ian March 12, 2008: Bees Are Nature’s Anti-Theft System - Zach February 27, 2008: The Times, They Are A-Changin’ - Zach February 16, 2008: A Serious Look at Urban Sprawl - Ian January 31, 2008: HUMAN Resources? - Ian January 16, 2008: Zach Missed His First Wednesday! - Reid January 15, 2008: Bloodthirsty Sheep - Reid November 15, 2007: The Totally Truthful Truth - Ian November 14, 2007: Cleaning Bites - Zach September 3, 2007: All Right, Enough of This - Reid September 2, 2007: Origin Story - Reid August 18, 2007: Mangly Snaxxx - Ian August 16, 2007: The Changing of the Gharials - Ian August 15, 2007: SOOOOper GEEEEnius. I Like the Way That Sounds… - Ian August 14, 2007: Really, It’s Everyone’s Fault BUT Mine. - Ian August 13, 2007: EVERYTHING’S FINE! PERFECTLY FINE! - Ian July 1, 2007: Union Blues - Multiple - Reid & Ian - Best "Debate", 2007 June 25, 2007: Why Reid Should Be Appreciated - Ian June 23, 2007: Happy Clownpocalypse! - Ian April 16, 2007: What We Did This Weekend - Reid April 2, 2007: You Must Not Violate Confy Law! - Ian December 31, 2006: A 2006 Retrospective - Multiple - Ian & Reid - Seal of Fanciness January 13, 2006: Onward…to the FUTURE!! - Multiple - Ian & Reid - Best "Debate", 2006

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August 30, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 43 of 100 - Reid August 19, 2010: It Came From Beyond CYBERSPACE! - Reid July 27, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 42 of 100 - Reid July 24, 2010: The Man Whom Nobody Cared About!! - Reid May 27, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 37-41 of 100 - Reid May 5, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 36 of 100 - Reid May 3, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 35 of 100 - Reid April 22, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 34 of 100 - Reid March 6, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 33 of 100 - Reid December 23, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 28-32 of 100 - Reid November 10, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 27 of 100 - Reid October 5, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 26 of 100 - Reid August 12, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 25 of 100 - Reid July 22, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 24 of 100 - Reid June 30, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 23 of 100 - Reid April 11, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 22 of 100 - Reid April 8, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 21 of 100 - Reid March 12, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 20 of 100 - Reid February 17, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 15-19 of 100 - Reid January 24, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 14 of 100 - Reid January 17, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 13 of 100 - Reid December 9, 2008: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 11-12 of 100 - Reid October 21, 2008: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 6-10 of 100 - Reid August 27, 2008: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 1-5 of 100 - Reid December 2, 2007: Spado! - Ian - Best WOTS, 2007 June 5, 2007: Popsicle Humor - Ian May 12, 2006: Confy! - Ian

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May 13, 2010: Strummin’ Savalas XIII: On Her Travesty’s Secret Service - Ian January 7, 2010: Strummin’ Savalas XII: Future Shock! - Syd October 20, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas XI- Norman Bates, This Is Your Life! - Ian June 29, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas X- THE LEGEND CONTINUES!! - Ian May 14, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas IX: Dance With the Devil - Syd March 31, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas VIII: Enter the Wiki-tiki! - Reid January 20, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas VII: Faster Apple Dumpling Gang! Kill! Kill! - Ian December 8, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas VI- Funk Antony Goes to Summer School - Ian November 13, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas V: Ballad of the Black Mandolin - Zach November 11, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas IV: Blood on the Moon - Reid September 27, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas Three: Rumble on Thunder Mountain - Ian July 14, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas Two: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! - Ian July 7, 2008: Time Waste-apedia - Ian

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June 29, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 1 – Barbie’s Airplane Party - Multiple - Ian & Reid July 1, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 2 – Batman Vs. Furries - Multiple - Zach & Reid July 7, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 3 – Small Animals Are the Most Dangerous Things - Multiple - Ian, Reid & KC August 14, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 4 – Sports Games ALREADY?! - Multiple - Rob, Ian and Reid

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March 19, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 1 - Multiple - Ian & Reid March 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 2 - Multiple - Reid, Ian & Rob May 21, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 3 - Multiple - Ian, Syd & Reid May 29, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 4 - Multiple - Ian, Zach & Reid June 12, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 5 - Multiple - Reid & Zach August 20, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 6 - Multiple - Ian & Syd November 25, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 7 - Multiple - Zach, Ian & Reid December 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 8 - Multiple - Reid, Zach & Ian March 22, 2008: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 9 - Multiple - Ian, Reid & Zach

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July 31, 2010: The Strange Weather of the North Indies - Ian February 10, 2009: Hey, There’s a Book in this Box of Letters, Too… - Ian - Seal of Fanciness July 19, 2008: The Gibbonman Cometh - Ian July 16, 2007: A Letter From Smithe and Unnecessarye Architectural - Ian June 13, 2007: Grog T. Gibbonman in Love - Ian

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September 1, 2010: Top Ten Searches of August, 2010 - Ian August 2, 2010: Top Searches of our PERFECT MONTH - Reid July 5, 2010: Top Ten Searches of Juuuuune - Reid June 9, 2010: Top Ten Searches for May - Reid May 1, 2010: Top Ten Searches of April (that last one, not any of the ones before that) - Reid March 31, 2010: Top Ten Searches of March Oh-Ten - Reid March 1, 2010: Top Ten Searches of the… What the Fuck? - Reid February 1, 2010: Top Ten Searches of January - Reid December 31, 2009: Top Ten.. Goddamit, I’m tired - Reid December 1, 2009: Top Ten Searches And Much, Much More! - Reid November 19, 2009: Top Ten Searches of that month that happened like two weeks ago - Reid October 1, 2009: Another Month, Another Ten Visitors - Reid September 1, 2009: Yet Even More Top Ten Searches - Reid August 1, 2009: Top Ten Searches of July ’09 - Ian July 1, 2009: The Top Ten Searches of… Whatever. Get Me a Beer. - Reid June 6, 2009: We Still Do the Top Ten Searches! I Swear! - Ian April 30, 2009: Top Searches of April - Reid April 1, 2009: Top Ten Searches of… What Was That Month Again? Movember? - Reid March 2, 2009: Top Ten Searches of February - Reid February 3, 2009: Top Ten Searches of January 2009! - Reid December 31, 2008: The Top Ten Searches of December! - Reid December 1, 2008: Top Search Results of November… With a Bonus Inside! - Reid November 1, 2008: Dia de las El Topo Searcheso GRANDE! - Reid October 1, 2008: Top Ten Searches of September - Reid September 23, 2008: Top Ten Searches of August - Reid August 5, 2008: Top Things of the Stuffer - Reid July 3, 2008: New Design’s First Top Ten. Aww… - Reid June 2, 2008: Top Ten Searches of May… or Bust! - Reid May 3, 2008: Top Ten Searches of April - Reid April 1, 2008: Top Ten Searches of March - Reid March 4, 2008: Feb. 2008 Top 10 Searches - Ian March 3, 2008: Top Ten Searches of February - Reid February 6, 2008: Top Ten Searches of January - Zach January 2, 2008: Top Ten Searches of December - Zach December 3, 2007: Top Ten Searches of November - Reid November 1, 2007: Top Searches of October - Reid September 30, 2007: Top Ten Searches of September - Reid September 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of August - Reid August 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of July - Reid July 1, 2007: Top Searches of June - Reid May 31, 2007: Greatest Search Strings of Ever–May - Reid May 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of April - Reid April 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of March - Ian March 4, 2007: Top Ten Search Strings of February - Reid January 31, 2007: January Search Results - Reid December 2, 2006: Top Ten Search Results for November - Reid November 1, 2006: Top Ten Searches for October - Reid October 4, 2006: Top Twenty Searches of September - Reid

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February 14, 2006: Houndo, Day 1: Character Creation - Ian February 14, 2006: Ass, Day 2: Holly Town - Reid February 25, 2006: Ass, Day 5: Holly Town… Some More - Reid - Best LEXICOG Entry, 2006 February 27, 2006: Houndo, Day 5: The Plot Thickens… - Ian March 2, 2006: Houndo, Day 6: Mail Order Bribe - Ian August 8, 2006: Jakk D’nyuls, Day 1: Blizzezda - Zach August 8, 2006: Jakk D’nyuls, Day 2: He’s a Pimp Now - Zach - Best Original Pictures, 2006 August 11, 2006: Ass, Day 8: SHUT UP! - Reid November 6, 2008: Lexicog: The Flightening – Secret Wrath of the Elder Burning Lich Throne: Lord of Shadow Legends: Scrolls of Tactics of Destruction - Zach

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August 23, 2010: DOG FOOD. RIGHT NOW. - Reid August 3, 2010: King Kong Babies - Reid July 29, 2010: Post Post Post - Reid July 10, 2010: Metal? - Reid June 28, 2010: Rap made by white people in the early 90′s is the best rap - Reid June 10, 2010: Sydmiga - Reid June 7, 2010: AN-I-MAL! - Reid June 5, 2010: Leggo, World! - Reid May 29, 2010: Communism: So-So at Human Rights, Kick-ass at Space Ships - Ian May 18, 2010: LOUD NOISES! - Reid April 21, 2010: Didn’t Mean to FREAK YOU OUT, BABY - Reid April 19, 2010: Rockulaaaaaah! - Reid April 14, 2010: Computer Warriors Rap - Reid March 15, 2010: The YouTube Game: Because I Needed More Ways to Make Low-Effort Posts - Reid March 2, 2010: Polar Bears Destroy the Earth! - Reid January 26, 2010: The Song of the Count? - Reid January 20, 2010: Solid Potato Salad? - Reid November 28, 2009: First on the Moon - Reid November 1, 2009: Dia de los Hangover - Ian October 31, 2009: Tales From the Far Side - Reid October 21, 2009: Shame Bucket, Here I come. - Ian October 19, 2009: The Cat With Hands - Reid September 25, 2009: NRF: Oh Danny Boy - Reid September 24, 2009: The Cuckoo For Jesus Show - Reid September 23, 2009: You and I and George - Reid August 17, 2009: Lost and Found - Becka July 2, 2009: More Spiders On the Downtown Train - Syd June 13, 2009: God is a Lazy Asshole - Reid - Seal of Awfulness May 23, 2009: An Important Discourse on Key Issues - Multiple - Ian & Reid May 4, 2009: Syd’s Latest Article - Syd April 28, 2009: Random Shitty Website DOT COM, Dude! - Ian March 18, 2009: Happy St. Hangovers Day - Ian February 2, 2009: Motherfucking Puppy Bowl FUCK YEAH!!! - Reid January 12, 2009: WHAT HAVE I DONNNNNEEEE?!?!?! - Reid December 28, 2008: Yup, Still Closed - Zach December 27, 2008: Sorry, We’re Closed - Zach December 20, 2008: ConfuseReviews 4: The Undiscovered Content. - Ian December 4, 2008: Blew a goddamn fuse… - Zach November 19, 2008: Whatsgiving? - Reid November 18, 2008: Uh… - Reid November 10, 2008: Doopity Doo, I Write a Thing… - Reid November 8, 2008: Haiku-ish to my Bad Day (or) Congrats, New Guy - Becka August 26, 2008: But I don’t WANNA Write! - Reid - Worst WOTS, 2008 August 22, 2008: Tee Hee Hee - Reid August 14, 2008: Thusly, I begat some bullshit - Zach August 8, 2008: The Romance of a Lemon - Reid June 11, 2008: Welcome to the New Look! - Reid May 21, 2008: In ABOUT an HOUR!!! - Zach May 14, 2008: She Uses a Machete… - Zach May 10, 2008: Syd and Ian - Multiple - Syd & Ian April 16, 2008: SECRETER - Ian April 14, 2008: SEEEECRET - Ian April 10, 2008: Like the Good Ol’ Days - Reid April 10, 2008: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl - John - Worst Article, 2008 April 3, 2008: Umlauts - Ian March 27, 2008: Secrets of the Con-fy Sisterhood - Reid March 18, 2008: Shop at My Webstore - Reid March 15, 2008: It’s the Bed Linen Show - Ian February 23, 2008: More Excuses - Ian February 21, 2008: AWAAAAY! - Reid February 9, 2008: Honey Dolls - Ian February 4, 2008: Happy Anniversary, Syd! - Syd January 30, 2008: A Word With Radley - Zach January 21, 2008: MLK - Reid January 19, 2008: The Hedgehog in the Fog - Reid January 12, 2008: Weekend Overtime - Zach January 7, 2008: The Many Moods of the Internet - Reid January 3, 2008: Buy Me! - Reid December 25, 2007: Santa - Reid December 18, 2007: Best Survey Ever - Reid December 13, 2007: Sweet Manatee of Galalee! - Reid December 11, 2007: BRIGHT AS THE SUN - Reid December 8, 2007: Calling in Sick - Ian December 4, 2007: Another Update Avoided By YouTube - Reid November 25, 2007: Kevin Costner - Reid November 8, 2007: I Wrote an Article, What Do You Want?! - Reid October 28, 2007: Watch Zach in Pain Again! - Reid October 21, 2007: Just Accept the Change - Reid September 27, 2007: Jumpin’ Jiminy - Reid September 24, 2007: Ian is a Big Dumb Jerk (signed, Reid) - Ian September 23, 2007: … - Zach September 22, 2007: WUESTION MARK - Ian September 20, 2007: LOOK OUT, INTERNET COMEDY! - Ian September 18, 2007: You Know? - Reid September 17, 2007: The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Written - Reid September 16, 2007: Doomsday Part 2: Shirt Whoring - Reid September 13, 2007: It’s All Ian’s Fault - John September 10, 2007: Women Are Inexcusably Gullible, Right? - Ian September 6, 2007: A Love Letter to Mz. Amelie Gillette - Ian August 19, 2007: Going Postal - Ian July 29, 2007: I Hurt So This is Short - Reid July 24, 2007: A Rude Memo to the Harry Potter Fans of the World - Syd - Worst Article, 2007 July 23, 2007: Rum-ple-stil-skin - Reid July 19, 2007: A Mailbox of Articles - Reid July 15, 2007: Pretty - Reid July 9, 2007: The First WOTS Ever! - Reid July 5, 2007: Dear Zach: KILL IAN! - Reid July 4, 2007: WOO! TRANSFORMERS! - Reid July 3, 2007: Things I Learned as a Child - Ian July 2, 2007: Grover is a Bad Man - Reid June 26, 2007: Consuse Leviews! - Reid June 11, 2007: Happy Birthday Hannah! - Ian June 3, 2007: You Can’t Read This - Reid May 24, 2007: Vote Vote Voooooooote - Reid May 23, 2007: I’m Naming My Firstborn “Megaweapon” - Reid May 20, 2007: Super Nintendrome Returns! - Reid May 15, 2007: GO TO HELL INTERNET EXPLORER - Reid May 14, 2007: An Epilogue… - Zach May 12, 2007: Lights, Camera, Hell-Life: Take 3! - Ian - Worst WOTS, 2007 May 10, 2007: Another Paragraph From Zach - Zach May 8, 2007: Yet More Excuses - Reid May 7, 2007: I’m Moving to Germany - Reid May 3, 2007: HAIL MING! - Reid April 30, 2007: Frank and Ernest is Terrible - Reid April 26, 2007: The Store Actually Looks Good Now! - Reid April 24, 2007: Still Blaming the Clowns - Reid April 23, 2007: My Lifelong Dreams Suck - Reid April 19, 2007: Livin’ In Tha Aught’s - Reid April 18, 2007: Wikipedia Says I Have an Angry Ghost in My Nose - Reid April 12, 2007: TERRORISTS!!! - Reid April 11, 2007: Do Not Read This - Reid April 5, 2007: Reid’s Back! The Internet Can Work Again! - Reid March 29, 2007: Reid’s Drunk Again, So Zach Complains - Zach March 26, 2007: SNES Supershow Part 2 - Reid March 25, 2007: That’ll Teach Them to Live… Above Me - Reid March 22, 2007: Spiders and Trains and Syd, Oh Why! - Reid March 20, 2007: Ian’s Trying to Get You Excited - Ian March 18, 2007: Uncle Grandpa Hates Cartoon Network - Zach March 6, 2007: MySpace is Junk - Reid February 28, 2007: Lumberjacks and Illustrations… the Hell? - Reid February 26, 2007: Some Review Lovin’ Goin’ On - Reid February 25, 2007: Nachos are the Best Antidepressants - Reid February 22, 2007: Happy Birthday to Me - Reid February 17, 2007: WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO?! - Ian February 8, 2007: My Birthday Demands - Reid February 7, 2007: NERRRRRRRD RAGE!! - Reid February 5, 2007: “The Game” - Reid January 30, 2007: Lazy AND Abusive: The CR Special - Reid January 28, 2007: Pan’s Labyrinth… And Something About Japan Panties - Ian January 23, 2007: Some News Thing, I Don’t Know - Reid January 21, 2007: Stand-Up Failure - Reid January 18, 2007: I Got a Job! (You Wish) - Reid January 16, 2007: Confy’s Back. Back Again. - Reid January 11, 2007: Confy Loves Him the Tijuanian Tequila Tarts - Reid January 9, 2007: We’ms One Yeah Owd - Reid January 8, 2007: You Am Fisher Man! - Reid January 4, 2007: I. AM. LAZY. - Reid January 3, 2007: And Then There Were Fewer: Chapter 46: The Badlands Approacheth - Ian January 1, 2007: Happy New Year! - Reid December 31, 2006: Thank You, Number Alcohol - Reid December 26, 2006: The Advertising is Finally Over! - Reid December 25, 2006: Christmas? Oh Yeah, That Thing - Reid December 24, 2006: KA-GOOMEEEE!! - Zach December 21, 2006: AWWWW! FREEZER BURRRN! - Reid December 20, 2006: Christmas is a Good Cop! - Reid December 13, 2006: Another Waste of Space - Reid December 10, 2006: Time For Some Liquid Inspiration - Reid December 7, 2006: My Stupid Idea Came in the Mail Today! - Reid December 4, 2006: Make… Funny… Game Play Now - Reid November 30, 2006: We’re Gonna Make a Calendar! - Reid November 27, 2006: L-tryptophan Strikes Again - Reid November 23, 2006: Happy Turkey Day - Reid November 22, 2006: I Hope Martha Stewart Dies in a Fire - Reid November 20, 2006: It’s Christmas in November - Reid November 19, 2006: Bob Vila Got Nothin’ On Me - Reid November 18, 2006: Tarth Make Best Strudel - Reid November 12, 2006: No Effort At All - Reid November 9, 2006: Ads? Why? - Reid November 7, 2006: VOTE! - Reid November 6, 2006: V for Guy Fawkes Day - Reid November 5, 2006: They Call This a Throw-Away - Reid November 4, 2006: The God Bread Hurts My Brain - Reid November 2, 2006: Let’s All Write Books! - Reid October 31, 2006: Boo Spooky - Reid October 31, 2006: Adventures in Sunglassery - Reid - Seal of Awfulness October 30, 2006: Tell Me What to Write Part 3: Milking it for All it’s Worth - Reid October 28, 2006: Tell Me What to Write Part 2 (The Quickerizing) - Reid October 25, 2006: To Hell With Thee, Daystar! - Reid October 24, 2006: Tell Me What to Write! - Reid October 19, 2006: Yep, Nobody Cares - Reid October 18, 2006: It’s Like We Write Things Here - Reid October 17, 2006: Ian’s First WOTS - Ian October 16, 2006: Moving Day Part 2 - Reid October 15, 2006: Moving Day - Reid October 12, 2006: I Just EARSPLODED - Reid October 10, 2006: Lefto Thinks It’s a Good Idea - Reid October 7, 2006: I’m Working on Something?! - Reid October 6, 2006: Please Keep Your Smilie Use Under Control - Reid October 3, 2006: The Site is Back Up! - Reid September 26, 2006: Bananas: Leathery Devil’s Boomerang Rape Fruit - Ian - Seal of Awfulness March 13, 2006: Pandemonium in the REID GIVE ME SOME WATERMELON JELLY - Tristan - Worst Article, 2006 January 13, 2006: I Likke sCotch - Ian - Seal of Awfulness

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