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This is the Writers page, where you can search for articles by who wrote them. Right now, it’s cumbersome and hard to use, but if Ian ever gets off his fat lazy ass and finishes this part, then maybe this page will be useful. MAYBE.

Reid | Ian | Zach | Syd | Becka | Brett | John | Stormi | Rob | Russell | Randy | Hannah | Tristan | Richard | KC

Reid

  • September 5, 2010: AdVsAd: MAWL’ LIKKA
  • September 3, 2010: NRF: “Nuts & Milk”
  • August 30, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 43 of 100
  • August 27, 2010: NRF: “Mario’s Picross”
  • August 26, 2010: VHS Bargain Bin Review – Part 4
  • August 23, 2010: DOG FOOD. RIGHT NOW.
  • August 21, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 7 - Ian & Reid
  • August 19, 2010: It Came From Beyond CYBERSPACE!
  • August 14, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 4 – Sports Games ALREADY?! - Rob, Ian and Reid
  • August 10, 2010: Adventures in Winery: The 4×4 Challenge - Reid & Ian
  • August 9, 2010: Ugly, Terrible Pictures
  • August 3, 2010: King Kong Babies
  • August 2, 2010: Top Searches of our PERFECT MONTH
  • July 30, 2010: NRF: “Wario Land II”
  • July 29, 2010: Post Post Post
  • July 28, 2010: Notes from Jerry’s Desk
  • July 27, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 42 of 100
  • July 26, 2010: Metal History in Ten Albums
  • July 24, 2010: The Man Whom Nobody Cared About!!
  • July 23, 2010: NRF: “Win, Lose or Draw”
  • July 22, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 6 - Ian & Reid
  • July 20, 2010: VHS Bargain Bin Review – Part 3
  • July 18, 2010: AdVsAd: It Was A Creepy Doll
  • July 16, 2010: NRF: “Mermaids of Atlantis”
  • July 15, 2010: Kathy’s Fast Food Toys - Ian & Reid
  • July 13, 2010: Batman: Digital Bullshit
  • July 12, 2010: Jade Empire
  • July 10, 2010: Metal?
  • July 9, 2010: NRF: “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Gameboy Adventure”
  • July 8, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 5 - Ian & Reid
  • July 7, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 3 – Small Animals Are the Most Dangerous Things - Ian, Reid & KC
  • July 6, 2010: VHS Bargain Bin Review – Part 2
  • July 5, 2010: Top Ten Searches of Juuuuune
  • July 4, 2010: AdVsAd: BLOWIN’ SHIT UP!
  • July 2, 2010: NRF: “Shadow Warriors – Episode II – The Dark Sword of Chaos”
  • July 1, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 2 – Batman Vs. Furries - Zach & Reid
  • June 30, 2010: VHS Bargain Bin Review – Part 1
  • June 29, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 1 – Barbie’s Airplane Party - Ian & Reid
  • June 28, 2010: Rap made by white people in the early 90′s is the best rap
  • June 22, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 4 - Reid & Ian
  • June 21, 2010: The 2010 Seal Awards!
  • June 20, 2010: AdVsAd: Captains of Industry
  • June 17, 2010: The Top Ten Mad Scientists
  • June 15, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 3 - Ian & Reid
  • June 13, 2010: AdVsAd: Ad Lincoln - Ian & Reid
  • June 10, 2010: Sydmiga
  • June 9, 2010: Top Ten Searches for May
  • June 7, 2010: AN-I-MAL!
  • June 6, 2010: AdVsAd: Michael Jordan and Friends
  • June 5, 2010: Leggo, World!
  • June 2, 2010: FUCK YOUR STUPID FUCKING “CHEEZBURGER”
  • May 27, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 37-41 of 100
  • May 24, 2010: International Not-Quite-Celebrity Images - Reid & Ian
  • May 23, 2010: AdVsAd: The Tale of the Vanishing Bakers
  • May 22, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 2 - Ian & Reid
  • May 21, 2010: NRF: “Solitaire”
  • May 18, 2010: LOUD NOISES!
  • May 17, 2010: Dio more like DEADO
  • May 15, 2010: Jee Hevisaurus!
  • May 14, 2010: NRF: “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves”
  • May 12, 2010: HACKERS!!!
  • May 11, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 1 - Reid & Ian
  • May 7, 2010: NRF: “Iron Tank” - Seal of Awfulness
  • May 5, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 36 of 100
  • May 4, 2010: The Robot Sinc Biz - Ian, Reid & Brett
  • May 3, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 35 of 100
  • May 2, 2010: AdVsAd: The Oldest of Spices
  • May 1, 2010: Top Ten Searches of April (that last one, not any of the ones before that)
  • April 30, 2010: NRF: “Tetris 2″
  • April 22, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 34 of 100
  • April 21, 2010: Didn’t Mean to FREAK YOU OUT, BABY
  • April 19, 2010: Rockulaaaaaah!
  • April 14, 2010: Computer Warriors Rap
  • April 13, 2010: Adventures in Winery: The Finest Wine From Dumpster Town - Reid & Ian
  • April 12, 2010: Home Movies Were So Much Easier With VHS Tapes…
  • April 9, 2010: NES Retrospective Friday
  • April 4, 2010: AdVsAd: Homemade Easter Ads!
  • April 2, 2010: NRF: “Bible Adventures”
  • March 31, 2010: Top Ten Searches of March Oh-Ten
  • March 26, 2010: NRF: MARCH MADNESS
  • March 24, 2010: The British Comedy Invasion Part 2: Not Really
  • March 16, 2010: Super Make ‘Em Fight part 4 - Ian & Reid
  • March 15, 2010: The YouTube Game: Because I Needed More Ways to Make Low-Effort Posts
  • March 11, 2010: Another Trip to DeviantArt… - Reid & Ian
  • March 7, 2010: AdVsAd: Beer. Root Beer.
  • March 6, 2010: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 33 of 100
  • March 5, 2010: NRF: “NARC”
  • March 4, 2010: Stealing a Page From Syd’s Book (Which is Full of Girly Doodles in the Margins)
  • March 2, 2010: Polar Bears Destroy the Earth!
  • March 1, 2010: Top Ten Searches of the… What the Fuck?
  • February 28, 2010: AdVsAd: Anything But Local Ads…
  • February 25, 2010: Blowin’ th’ CAP off - Seal of Fanciness
  • February 22, 2010: Your MOM is a Chatlog! BAZZURN! - Ian & Reid
  • February 21, 2010: AdVsAd: Go Go Commercial Rangers!
  • February 15, 2010: Adventures in Winery: Moustache of the Dog - Reid & Ian
  • February 12, 2010: NRF: “Winter Games”
  • February 10, 2010: The First and Only CPVDGE!! - Ian & Reid
  • February 7, 2010: We’ve Gone Way Too Far With This Bacon Shit, Man
  • February 5, 2010: NRF: “The Flintstones – The Rescue of Dino & Hoppy”
  • February 1, 2010: Top Ten Searches of January
  • January 28, 2010: Cartoons Are Serious Business
  • January 26, 2010: The Song of the Count?
  • January 25, 2010: If I See One More “Hacking” Scene in a Movie, I’ma Shoot Somebody
  • January 20, 2010: Solid Potato Salad?
  • January 18, 2010: The ABC’s of Terrible Catalog Items - Reid, Ian & Russell
  • January 17, 2010: It’s AdVsAd… OR NOTHING!
  • January 12, 2010: Cosplay Reaches It’s Inevitable Destination
  • January 11, 2010: Ant Man: FUCK YOU, ANT MAN!!!
  • January 8, 2010: NRF: “Bad Street Brawler”
  • January 3, 2010: AdVsAd: Aww Man, No More Room Left In Hell :(
  • January 1, 2010: NRF: “Totally Rad”
  • December 31, 2009: Top Ten.. Goddamit, I’m tired
  • December 29, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 3 - Ian & Reid
  • December 27, 2009: AdVsAd: A New Year’s Primer
  • December 24, 2009: The End of Christmas
  • December 23, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 28-32 of 100
  • December 22, 2009: Top Five Sci-Fi Movies of the Decade
  • December 20, 2009: AdVsAd: The Knight Before Christmas
  • December 18, 2009: NRF: “Kickle Cubicle”
  • December 17, 2009: Make it Stop MAKE IT STOP!!
  • December 16, 2009: Adventures in Winery: The Legend of El Diablo Pollo - Reid & Ian
  • December 15, 2009: Wisdom from the Internet Psychologist
  • December 11, 2009: NRF: “Fire ‘N Ice”
  • December 10, 2009: Santa With Muscles II: Why Is Santa Always A Wrestler?
  • December 3, 2009: A Fun and Nice Holiday Trip Through the CR Compound
  • December 1, 2009: Top Ten Searches And Much, Much More!
  • November 28, 2009: First on the Moon
  • November 27, 2009: NRF: “Hatris”
  • November 23, 2009: Holiday Six-Pack (and one more)
  • November 22, 2009: AdVsAd: You Can Book On It
  • November 21, 2009: My Family Cookbook, OR How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Alienate My Entire Family Forever - Best Food Article, 2009
  • November 20, 2009: NRF: “Dr. Mario”
  • November 19, 2009: Top Ten Searches of that month that happened like two weeks ago
  • November 12, 2009: I’ve Got a Boner for BioWare
  • November 11, 2009: Deviant’sgiving - Ian, Zach & Reid
  • November 10, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 27 of 100
  • November 6, 2009: NRF: “Golgo 13: Top Secret Episode”
  • November 5, 2009: Crepe Hair, More Like CRAP HAIR GODDAMNIT ALLFURCKKKKK
  • November 2, 2009: Sugar Daddies… But Not the Halloween Kind - Reid & Ian
  • October 31, 2009: Tales From the Far Side
  • October 28, 2009: Several Nightmares on Multiple Streets
  • October 26, 2009: Marvel Super Heroes: Real Specific Name There, Stan
  • October 25, 2009: AdVsAd: Hung-over Edition!
  • October 19, 2009: The Cat With Hands
  • October 18, 2009: AdVsAd: Fictional Characters Know What’s Best For You!
  • October 17, 2009: O Captain, My Captain
  • October 16, 2009: NRF: “Balloon Fight”
  • October 12, 2009: My Personal Dictionary
  • October 9, 2009: NRF: “Moon Ranger”
  • October 7, 2009: Make… Everything… Metal
  • October 6, 2009: Adventures in Winery: Bears and Bunnies and… uh… - Reid & Ian
  • October 5, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 26 of 100
  • October 4, 2009: AdVsAd: Overpackaged Shit I Have No Idea Why I Wanted As A Kid
  • October 3, 2009: Weird Day
  • October 1, 2009: Another Month, Another Ten Visitors
  • September 29, 2009: Ready, A.I.M., Fire!
  • September 27, 2009: AdVsAd: Not a Real Doctor
  • September 26, 2009: I’m Pretty Sure Confy’s a Mafioso
  • September 25, 2009: NRF: Oh Danny Boy
  • September 24, 2009: The Cuckoo For Jesus Show
  • September 23, 2009: You and I and George
  • September 22, 2009: 9 and District 9: A Comparative Study
  • September 11, 2009: NRF: “Batman Returns”
  • September 7, 2009: My Labor Day With Patrick Stewart
  • September 4, 2009: NRF: “Pipe Dream”
  • September 2, 2009: The Future of Marvel Team-Up
  • September 1, 2009: Yet Even More Top Ten Searches
  • August 31, 2009: Spidey Super Stories! - Best Book Article, 2009
  • August 28, 2009: NRF: “Darkman”
  • August 26, 2009: The 10 Best Video Game Levels of Them ALL! - Reid & Ian
  • August 14, 2009: NRF: “Chiller”
  • August 12, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 25 of 100
  • August 11, 2009: SONGS IN SPAAAACE! - Best Music Article, 2009
  • August 10, 2009: Let Us Rejoice in the Awful Pictures of Internet Past
  • August 9, 2009: AdVsAd: Children Are Monsters
  • July 31, 2009: NRF: “The Blues Brothers”
  • July 22, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 24 of 100
  • July 21, 2009: Coming Soon: Remakes Ahoy! - Ian, Reid, Zach & Russell
  • July 17, 2009: NRF: “Chubby Cherub”
  • July 12, 2009: AdVsAd: CR, That’s How You Spell R-C! - Reid & Ian
  • July 7, 2009: Mid-Year Seal Awards!
  • July 1, 2009: The Top Ten Searches of… Whatever. Get Me a Beer.
  • June 30, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 23 of 100
  • June 28, 2009: AdVsAd: ICE CWEAM!!
  • June 24, 2009: 50 Reasons to Never Go Outside Again
  • June 20, 2009: X Marks the Spot
  • June 19, 2009: NRF: Duck Motherfucking Hunt
  • June 16, 2009: The Legends of the Superheroes… Are Exceptionally Sad
  • June 13, 2009: God is a Lazy Asshole - Seal of Awfulness
  • June 12, 2009: NRF: “Battle Chess”
  • June 9, 2009: Bi-Centennial Office Morale Boosting Memo
  • June 7, 2009: AdVsAd: It Are Go Good With Pizza
  • June 3, 2009: Little Brother’s Gonna TE~ELL!
  • June 2, 2009: Come, Mister Talisman, Tally Me Banana…
  • June 1, 2009: The Ookpik Book
  • May 29, 2009: NRF: “A Boy and His Blob”
  • May 24, 2009: AdVsAd: Charcoal – Man’s Folly
  • May 23, 2009: An Important Discourse on Key Issues - Ian & Reid
  • May 22, 2009: NRF: “Rod Land”
  • May 15, 2009: NRF: “Kick Master”
  • May 11, 2009: Hail HYDRA!
  • April 30, 2009: Top Searches of April
  • April 29, 2009: Yet More Wisdom from the Internet
  • April 26, 2009: AdVsAd: Commercials Are Half the Battle!
  • April 25, 2009: Lego Man, Runnin’ in My Head, Yeah!
  • April 24, 2009: NRF: “Lee Trevino’s Fighting Golf”
  • April 22, 2009: Earth Day? More Like FUCK YOU, EARTH!!!
  • April 18, 2009: A Frank Discussion of Very Important Ideas - Ian & Reid
  • April 17, 2009: NRF: “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”
  • April 15, 2009: Happy Birthday, Ian!
  • April 13, 2009: AdVsAd: WASH YOUR HEAD
  • April 11, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 22 of 100
  • April 10, 2009: NRF: “World Games”
  • April 8, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 21 of 100
  • April 7, 2009: I Was Distinctly Promised Flamethrowing Shotguns!
  • April 6, 2009: Dilbert’s Desktop Games
  • April 1, 2009: Top Ten Searches of… What Was That Month Again? Movember?
  • March 31, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas VIII: Enter the Wiki-tiki!
  • March 29, 2009: AdVsAd: Quiznos Ads are INSANE
  • March 22, 2009: I Still Suck at Soul Caliber
  • March 20, 2009: NRF: “Tom & Jerry (and Tuffy)”
  • March 19, 2009: Children’s Letters to Star Trek
  • March 15, 2009: AdVsAd: Extended Television Providers
  • March 12, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 20 of 100
  • March 6, 2009: NRF: “The Jetsons – Cogswell’s Caper”
  • March 2, 2009: Top Ten Searches of February
  • March 1, 2009: AdVsAd: Exercise Ads of the 80′s
  • February 23, 2009: Late on the Bandwagon Yet Again
  • February 17, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 15-19 of 100
  • February 15, 2009: AdVsAd: 60′s Comic Book Ads!
  • February 13, 2009: NRF: “International Cricket”
  • February 11, 2009: More Like HoloDICK
  • February 9, 2009: Video Wrestlemania WOOO!!
  • February 3, 2009: Top Ten Searches of January 2009!
  • February 2, 2009: Motherfucking Puppy Bowl FUCK YEAH!!!
  • January 24, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 14 of 100
  • January 23, 2009: NRF: “Double Dare”
  • January 21, 2009: Ask ConfuseReviews
  • January 18, 2009: AdVsAd: Long Haired Hippy People Need Not Apply
  • January 17, 2009: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Part 13 of 100
  • January 12, 2009: WHAT HAVE I DONNNNNEEEE?!?!?!
  • January 10, 2009: NRF: “Caveman Games”
  • January 9, 2009: The 2008 Golden Confy Awards!
  • January 7, 2009: Suggestions for the Asylum - Reid & Ian
  • January 5, 2009: Fan-Fucking-Tastic
  • January 2, 2009: NRF: “Defenders of Dynatron City”
  • January 1, 2009: New Years Solutions
  • December 31, 2008: The Top Ten Searches of December!
  • December 30, 2008: 2008 in Repose - Ian & Reid
  • December 29, 2008: What I Learned Over Winter Break
  • December 26, 2008: NRF: “The King of Kings”
  • December 19, 2008: NRF: “Gilligan’s Island”
  • December 16, 2008: Surfin’ AW-D-O
  • December 12, 2008: NRF: “Flying Dragon: The Secret Scroll”
  • December 9, 2008: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 11-12 of 100
  • December 3, 2008: An MMO That’s Supposed to Look Cartoony…
  • December 2, 2008: Science Faction - Reid & Ian
  • December 1, 2008: Top Search Results of November… With a Bonus Inside!
  • November 28, 2008: NRF: “Panic Restaurant”
  • November 25, 2008: Typing… of the SHARK!
  • November 22, 2008: Energy Over NINE–never mind. - Ian & Reid
  • November 19, 2008: Whatsgiving?
  • November 18, 2008: Uh…
  • November 14, 2008: NRF: “Godzilla: Monster of Monsters!”
  • November 12, 2008: Say “Oh Snap” One More Time and I’ll Snap Your Damn Neck
  • November 11, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas IV: Blood on the Moon
  • November 10, 2008: Doopity Doo, I Write a Thing…
  • November 9, 2008: AdVsAd: Three Toymigos - Reid, Ian & Zach
  • November 7, 2008: NRF: TOOBIN’
  • November 4, 2008: We Put the “Fun” in “Presidential History Lesson” - Reid & Ian
  • November 3, 2008: The REAL TRUE Side of Charlotte
  • November 2, 2008: AdVsAd: God Bless America
  • November 1, 2008: Dia de las El Topo Searcheso GRANDE!
  • October 29, 2008: F’d ‘n th’ S’th
  • October 27, 2008: Happy Obligatory Votalween!
  • October 24, 2008: NRF: “bee 52″
  • October 21, 2008: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 6-10 of 100
  • October 20, 2008: Moose Toonse - Best Music Article, 2008
  • October 17, 2008: NRF: Samurai Zombie Nation
  • October 14, 2008: Minor Updates to the Site Mean I Don’t Have to be Funny, Right?
  • October 13, 2008: These are Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
  • October 10, 2008: NRF: “Bad Dudes”
  • October 8, 2008: The WONDER War!
  • October 6, 2008: More Tales From My Non-Job
  • October 3, 2008: NRF: “Anticipation”
  • October 1, 2008: Top Ten Searches of September
  • September 30, 2008: A Peek Into Bygone Days…
  • September 24, 2008: Happy Clusterfuck!
  • September 23, 2008: Top Ten Searches of August
  • September 17, 2008: Mondo Gizmodo Round-up-o. - Ian, Reid, & Zach
  • September 14, 2008: AdVsAd: SUV Bingo!
  • September 5, 2008: NR–GEMsweep…
  • September 2, 2008: Since I’m on the Subject…
  • September 1, 2008: Oh the Heartwarming Memories
  • August 31, 2008: AdVsAd: The Wild World of Phone Books
  • August 29, 2008: NRF: Target: Renegade
  • August 27, 2008: The Adventures of Winston Churchill Parts 1-5 of 100
  • August 26, 2008: But I don’t WANNA Write! - Worst WOTS, 2008
  • August 23, 2008: The Top 15 RPG Video Game Characters - Ian & Reid
  • August 22, 2008: Tee Hee Hee
  • August 19, 2008: Olympics… That’s Like Sonic the Hedgehog, Right?
  • August 12, 2008: And it Ain’t Goin’ Away
  • August 8, 2008: The Romance of a Lemon
  • August 6, 2008: Cockleroacher
  • August 5, 2008: Top Things of the Stuffer
  • July 25, 2008: NRF: “Taboo – The Sixth Sense”
  • July 24, 2008: _______ipedia
  • July 18, 2008: NRF: “The Three Stooges”
  • July 15, 2008: Rising Through the Ranks
  • July 13, 2008: AdVsAd: Where’s The Beef?
  • July 5, 2008: Oh William, Oh the Memories…
  • July 4, 2008: NRF: “G.I. Joe – The Atlantis Factor”
  • July 3, 2008: New Design’s First Top Ten. Aww…
  • June 27, 2008: NRF: “Baby Boomer”
  • June 23, 2008: Batmocar!
  • June 11, 2008: Welcome to the New Look!
  • June 2, 2008: Top Ten Searches of May… or Bust!
  • May 20, 2008: Oh the Places You’ll Go
  • May 18, 2008: AdVsAd: Tootsie Rolls
  • May 13, 2008: Wowsers!
  • May 9, 2008: NRF: “The Immortal”
  • May 3, 2008: Top Ten Searches of April
  • May 2, 2008: NRF: “Spiritual Warfare”
  • April 20, 2008: AdVsAd: The Thrill of Hotel Ads
  • April 11, 2008: The Saga of Elf Bowling
  • April 10, 2008: Like the Good Ol’ Days
  • April 8, 2008: He Finally Did It.
  • April 1, 2008: Top Ten Searches of March
  • March 28, 2008: NRF: “M.U.L.E.”
  • March 27, 2008: Secrets of the Con-fy Sisterhood
  • March 23, 2008: AdVsAd: Hopping Down the Bunny Trail
  • March 22, 2008: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 9 - Ian, Reid & Zach
  • March 18, 2008: Shop at My Webstore
  • March 17, 2008: Lovestravaganza 2008 - Ian, Reid, Zach & Brett - Best Article, 2008
  • March 17, 2008: St. Patty’s Abortion
  • March 11, 2008: Angry People Are Good For Business
  • March 8, 2008: Qwest
  • March 7, 2008: Magic Internet Travels!
  • March 3, 2008: Top Ten Searches of February
  • February 29, 2008: NRF: “Barker Bill’s Trick Shooting”
  • February 25, 2008: BSOD
  • February 21, 2008: AWAAAAY!
  • February 18, 2008: SNES Movie Games
  • February 17, 2008: AdVsAd: Ad……. VERSUSAD
  • February 15, 2008: NRF: “Journey to Silius”
  • February 12, 2008: Mummy Stories
  • February 11, 2008: Yoda Stories
  • February 3, 2008: AdVsAd: Super Bowl Edition!
  • February 1, 2008: NRF: “Nightshade”
  • January 28, 2008: Teenape Goes to Camp - Best Movie Article, 2008
  • January 27, 2008: AdVsAd: Zelda Through the Ages
  • January 25, 2008: NRF: “Impossible Mission II”
  • January 24, 2008: Ugh, Another Thoughtful One?
  • January 22, 2008: Cloverfield: Stupid Fucking Name
  • January 21, 2008: MLK
  • January 20, 2008: AdVsAd: Burger King is Creepy
  • January 19, 2008: The Hedgehog in the Fog
  • January 16, 2008: Zach Missed His First Wednesday!
  • January 15, 2008: Bloodthirsty Sheep
  • January 14, 2008: Need… Comedy…
  • January 7, 2008: The Many Moods of the Internet
  • January 6, 2008: ZOOOOBOOOKS!!
  • January 4, 2008: NRF: “Pesterminator”
  • January 3, 2008: Alien vs. Hunter
  • January 3, 2008: Buy Me!
  • December 28, 2007: NRF: “The Krion Conquest”
  • December 27, 2007: BETTER Resolutions
  • December 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 8 - Reid, Zach & Ian
  • December 25, 2007: Santa With Muscles
  • December 25, 2007: Santa
  • December 21, 2007: NRF: “Skull & Crossbones”
  • December 18, 2007: Best Survey Ever
  • December 17, 2007: Deliver Us From Uwe Boll
  • December 17, 2007: Scooby-Doo Meets Ozzy Osbourne
  • December 15, 2007: NRF: Sega Review Saturday!
  • December 13, 2007: Sweet Manatee of Galalee!
  • December 11, 2007: BRIGHT AS THE SUN
  • December 9, 2007: The Perfect Gift
  • December 7, 2007: NRF: “M.C. Kids”
  • December 6, 2007: Bullshit
  • December 4, 2007: Another Update Avoided By YouTube
  • December 3, 2007: Top Ten Searches of November
  • December 1, 2007: Fakes on a Grain!
  • November 30, 2007: NRF: “Pirates!”
  • November 26, 2007: Garfield Hates Monday! HAHAHAHAHA HAAAAA!
  • November 25, 2007: Kevin Costner
  • November 25, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 7 - Zach, Ian & Reid
  • November 23, 2007: NRF: “Time Diver Eon Man”
  • November 22, 2007: Turkey Day
  • November 19, 2007: Novelist Tycoon
  • November 16, 2007: NRF: “Ironsword – Wizards & Warriors II”
  • November 13, 2007: Stupid Computer Tricks
  • November 11, 2007: MISERY!!
  • November 8, 2007: I Wrote an Article, What Do You Want?!
  • November 8, 2007: Domestic Servitude Ahoy!
  • November 5, 2007: Today I Want to Talk About Hugh
  • November 2, 2007: NRF: “Perfect Fit”
  • November 1, 2007: Top Searches of October
  • October 30, 2007: More Hallowses Eveses
  • October 28, 2007: Watch Zach in Pain Again!
  • October 26, 2007: NRF: “Werewolf – The Last Warrior”
  • October 24, 2007: Website of the Month Club
  • October 23, 2007: Bluetooth.
  • October 22, 2007: Men. Pfeh.
  • October 21, 2007: Just Accept the Change
  • October 12, 2007: NRF 50th Article Special: “Zelda II – The Adventure of Link” - Reid & Ian - Best NRF, 2007
  • October 11, 2007: PEOPLE… Are Actually Kinda Neat
  • October 9, 2007: I HATE YOUUUUU!!
  • October 7, 2007: WORDAMOSEARCHIN’
  • October 5, 2007: NRF: “Whomp ‘Em”
  • October 3, 2007: BARKFIST KILLAZ!!
  • October 2, 2007: Monkey… or MAN?!
  • September 30, 2007: Top Ten Searches of September
  • September 28, 2007: NRF: “The Adventures of Rad Gravity”
  • September 27, 2007: Jumpin’ Jiminy
  • September 25, 2007: Where the Bread Book Crap Ends
  • September 21, 2007: NRF: “Silkworm”
  • September 19, 2007: House Shopping
  • September 18, 2007: Highlander 5: Open Beta
  • September 18, 2007: You Know?
  • September 17, 2007: The Worst Thing I’ve Ever Written
  • September 16, 2007: Doomsday Part 2: Shirt Whoring
  • September 14, 2007: NRF: “Super Robin Hood”
  • September 11, 2007: DOOMSDAY ROCKS!!!
  • September 9, 2007: Pay No Attention to the… Thing…
  • September 7, 2007: NRF: “Trog”
  • September 4, 2007: Labors of Love
  • September 3, 2007: All Right, Enough of This
  • September 2, 2007: Origin Story
  • September 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of August
  • August 9, 2007: Hey, Lookit Dat Shark Down Dere
  • August 7, 2007: A744170AA996 9B54082525BE
  • August 6, 2007: JAWSOME!!!
  • August 3, 2007: NRF: “Mickey’s Adventures in Numberland”
  • August 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of July
  • July 31, 2007: Better Than Lego Pancakes
  • July 29, 2007: I Hurt So This is Short
  • July 26, 2007: Harry Potter is Serious Business
  • July 23, 2007: Rum-ple-stil-skin
  • July 20, 2007: NRF: “American Dream”
  • July 19, 2007: A Mailbox of Articles
  • July 19, 2007: A Beer is a Beer is a Beer …or IS IT?!
  • July 17, 2007: If You Can Read This, You Might Be a Redneck
  • July 15, 2007: Pretty
  • July 12, 2007: I Don’t Even Know
  • July 9, 2007: The First WOTS Ever!
  • July 7, 2007: Ye Olde Tyme WOTS
  • July 6, 2007: NRF: “New Ghostbusters II”
  • July 5, 2007: Dear Zach: KILL IAN!
  • July 4, 2007: WOO! TRANSFORMERS!
  • July 2, 2007: Grover is a Bad Man
  • July 1, 2007: Union Blues - Reid & Ian - Best "Debate", 2007
  • July 1, 2007: Top Searches of June
  • June 29, 2007: NRF: “Fist of the Northstar”
  • June 27, 2007: I See You
  • June 26, 2007: Consuse Leviews!
  • June 22, 2007: NRF: “Kid Klown in Night Mayor World”
  • June 21, 2007: Treachery Around Every Corner
  • June 20, 2007: De Planes! De Planes!
  • June 19, 2007: Clowns are Poisoning Our Toothpaste!
  • June 18, 2007: Protecting the Integrity of Confy
  • June 17, 2007: It Was “Red Rain,” But He Painted it Black
  • June 14, 2007: Wading Through the Bloody Corpses of the Phantoms of My Mind’s Sorrow With Boots of Molybdenum Soaked in the Blood of My Enemies
  • June 14, 2007: Mid-Year Prizamowards!
  • June 12, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 5 - Reid & Zach
  • June 8, 2007: NRF: “Snoopy”
  • June 7, 2007: Buck Flowers
  • June 6, 2007: Papalsicle Humor
  • June 3, 2007: You Can’t Read This
  • June 1, 2007: NRF: “Monster Party”
  • May 31, 2007: Greatest Search Strings of Ever–May
  • May 29, 2007: Yet More Super Nintendrome Crap
  • May 29, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 4 - Ian, Zach & Reid
  • May 28, 2007: Memorializinizing
  • May 25, 2007: NRF: “FrankenStein”
  • May 24, 2007: Vote Vote Voooooooote
  • May 23, 2007: I’m Naming My Firstborn “Megaweapon”
  • May 21, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 3 - Ian, Syd & Reid
  • May 20, 2007: Super Nintendrome Returns!
  • May 18, 2007: NRF: “Power Punch II”
  • May 16, 2007: Goetze.cx
  • May 15, 2007: GO TO HELL INTERNET EXPLORER
  • May 14, 2007: Chivalry: Hot or DEAD? - Reid & Ian
  • May 13, 2007: Mother’s Day Ode to Poems
  • May 11, 2007: NRF: “King Neptune’s Adventure”
  • May 9, 2007: The Saga of Olga and Martin
  • May 8, 2007: Yet More Excuses
  • May 7, 2007: I’m Moving to Germany
  • May 6, 2007: Clowns in the Government
  • May 5, 2007: El Cinco de el Mayo Grande!
  • May 3, 2007: HAIL MING!
  • May 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of April
  • April 30, 2007: Frank and Ernest is Terrible
  • April 29, 2007: Old People: Listen Up
  • April 26, 2007: The Store Actually Looks Good Now!
  • April 25, 2007: Ah, Training Videos
  • April 24, 2007: Still Blaming the Clowns
  • April 23, 2007: My Lifelong Dreams Suck
  • April 22, 2007: Dick Smith’s Fun Way Into Electronics
  • April 22, 2007: CLOWNPOCALYPSE SOON!
  • April 20, 2007: NRF: “The California Raisins – The Grape Escape”
  • April 19, 2007: Livin’ In Tha Aught’s
  • April 18, 2007: Wikipedia Says I Have an Angry Ghost in My Nose
  • April 17, 2007: Phillip K. I Only Have One Story
  • April 16, 2007: What We Did This Weekend
  • April 13, 2007: NRF: “Sunday Funday”
  • April 12, 2007: TERRORISTS!!!
  • April 11, 2007: Do Not Read This
  • April 10, 2007: Easter Egg Locations
  • April 8, 2007: The Easter Egg Hunt is On!
  • April 6, 2007: NRF: “Jackie Chan’s Action Kung Fu”
  • April 5, 2007: Reid’s Back! The Internet Can Work Again!
  • April 4, 2007: How to Be Evicted
  • March 28, 2007: TMNT: The Movie: The Review
  • March 27, 2007: Yeah, Wikipedia’s Pretty Great
  • March 26, 2007: SNES Supershow Part 2
  • March 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 2 - Reid, Ian & Rob
  • March 25, 2007: That’ll Teach Them to Live… Above Me
  • March 23, 2007: NRF: “Hollywood Squares”
  • March 22, 2007: Spiders and Trains and Syd, Oh Why!
  • March 21, 2007: Competitive Cup Stacking
  • March 19, 2007: Lookit Awr Fancy RSS Thingamajig
  • March 19, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 1 - Ian & Reid
  • March 16, 2007: NRF: “Monster in My Pocket”
  • March 15, 2007: The Santa Clause 4: Rebel Without a Clause
  • March 14, 2007: Hammocks are Awesome, Dammit
  • March 13, 2007: Obviously Not Spam
  • March 12, 2007: Bachelor Food AWAY!
  • March 9, 2007: NRF: “Smash T.V.”
  • March 8, 2007: Hooray for Rescuing Junk!
  • March 6, 2007: MySpace is Junk
  • March 5, 2007: Life Alert: Not Just for Old People!
  • March 4, 2007: Top Ten Search Strings of February
  • March 2, 2007: NRF: “Cheetah Men II”
  • February 28, 2007: Lumberjacks and Illustrations… the Hell?
  • February 27, 2007: Coming Soon: A Website That Realistically Poops
  • February 26, 2007: Some Review Lovin’ Goin’ On
  • February 25, 2007: Nachos are the Best Antidepressants
  • February 22, 2007: Happy Birthday to Me
  • February 20, 2007: Mardi Gras in Canada
  • February 16, 2007: NRF: “Space Shuttle Project”
  • February 15, 2007: Prank Calls? How Zany!
  • February 13, 2007: Dear Google Ads: You Suck and I Hate You
  • February 11, 2007: R.I.P. Rich Uncle Pennybags
  • February 9, 2007: NRF: “Gargoyle’s Quest II – The Demon Darkness”
  • February 8, 2007: My Birthday Demands
  • February 7, 2007: NERRRRRRRD RAGE!!
  • February 6, 2007: Mascot Racism
  • February 5, 2007: Souped-Up Bowl - Reid & Zach - Seal of Fanciness
  • February 5, 2007: “The Game”
  • February 4, 2007: How to Not Make Me Laugh
  • February 2, 2007: NRF: “King Kong 2 – Ikari No Megaton Punch”
  • February 1, 2007: February is Dumb
  • January 31, 2007: January Search Results
  • January 30, 2007: Lazy AND Abusive: The CR Special
  • January 29, 2007: Hey Hey Hey… What’s That SMELL?
  • January 26, 2007: Jell-O Man, Runnin’ in My Head, YEAH!
  • January 25, 2007: Newspapers Got No Style
  • January 24, 2007: How to Write the WOTS (On Wikihow)
  • January 23, 2007: Some News Thing, I Don’t Know
  • January 21, 2007: Stand-Up Failure
  • January 19, 2007: NRF: “Sqoon”
  • January 18, 2007: I Got a Job! (You Wish)
  • January 17, 2007: It’s Jared and… Some… Guy
  • January 16, 2007: Confy’s Back. Back Again.
  • January 15, 2007: MLK Jr. Day
  • January 12, 2007: NRF: “Faria – A World of Mystery & Danger”
  • January 11, 2007: Balloon Hats
  • January 11, 2007: Confy Loves Him the Tijuanian Tequila Tarts
  • January 10, 2007: If You Can Read This, You Might Be Blind
  • January 9, 2007: We’ms One Yeah Owd
  • January 8, 2007: You Am Fisher Man!
  • January 5, 2007: NRF: “Color a Dinosaur”
  • January 4, 2007: I. AM. LAZY.
  • January 2, 2007: HOLIDAY HOLIDAY HOLDIAY!!!
  • January 1, 2007: Happy New Year!
  • December 31, 2006: A 2006 Retrospective - Ian & Reid - Seal of Fanciness
  • December 31, 2006: Thank You, Number Alcohol
  • December 29, 2006: NRF: “Dragon Spirit – The New Legend”
  • December 27, 2006: At Least Weatherladies in Underpants
  • December 26, 2006: The Advertising is Finally Over!
  • December 25, 2006: Mandrake Piddlespawn Saves Christmas
  • December 25, 2006: Christmas? Oh Yeah, That Thing
  • December 22, 2006: NRF: “Home Alone 2 – Lost in New York”
  • December 21, 2006: AWWWW! FREEZER BURRRN!
  • December 20, 2006: Christmas is a Good Cop!
  • December 19, 2006: Rocky V: From Ireland With KILL!
  • December 18, 2006: Rocky IV: Rocky Under the Big Top
  • December 17, 2006: Rocky III: EYE OF THE TIGER EYE OF THE TIGER EYE OF TH
  • December 16, 2006: Rocky II: Rocky Harder!
  • December 15, 2006: NRF: “Ring King”
  • December 14, 2006: Rocky: The Greatest Movie Ever
  • December 13, 2006: Another Waste of Space
  • December 12, 2006: There Are No Original… Wait…
  • December 11, 2006: There Are No Original Ideas
  • December 10, 2006: Time For Some Liquid Inspiration
  • December 9, 2006: Important! This!
  • December 8, 2006: NRF: “North & South”
  • December 7, 2006: My Stupid Idea Came in the Mail Today!
  • December 6, 2006: Only One Way to Go From Here
  • December 4, 2006: Make… Funny… Game Play Now
  • December 2, 2006: Top Ten Search Results for November
  • December 1, 2006: NRF: “Rescue – The Embassy Mission”
  • November 30, 2006: We’re Gonna Make a Calendar!
  • November 29, 2006: Being in Bear Grass is Tough on the Mind
  • November 28, 2006: A Serious Moment
  • November 27, 2006: L-tryptophan Strikes Again
  • November 24, 2006: NRF: “Caveman Ninja”
  • November 23, 2006: Happy Turkey Day
  • November 22, 2006: I Hope Martha Stewart Dies in a Fire
  • November 20, 2006: It’s Christmas in November
  • November 19, 2006: Bob Vila Got Nothin’ On Me
  • November 18, 2006: Tarth Make Best Strudel
  • November 17, 2006: NRF: “Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom”
  • November 16, 2006: John Madden Eats Babies
  • November 15, 2006: On the Gravy Boat for Life
  • November 14, 2006: I Love Stuffing
  • November 13, 2006: Talkin’ Bout Cranberries
  • November 12, 2006: No Effort At All
  • November 11, 2006: New Winter Lineup!
  • November 10, 2006: NRF: “Dinowarz – Destruction of Spondylus”
  • November 9, 2006: Ads? Why?
  • November 8, 2006: Philosophy the WOTS Way
  • November 7, 2006: VOTE!
  • November 6, 2006: V for Guy Fawkes Day
  • November 5, 2006: They Call This a Throw-Away
  • November 4, 2006: The God Bread Hurts My Brain
  • November 3, 2006: NRF: “Firehouse Rescue”
  • November 2, 2006: Let’s All Write Books!
  • November 1, 2006: Top Ten Searches for October
  • October 31, 2006: Boo Spooky
  • October 31, 2006: Adventures in Sunglassery - Seal of Awfulness
  • October 30, 2006: Tell Me What to Write Part 3: Milking it for All it’s Worth
  • October 28, 2006: Tell Me What to Write Part 2 (The Quickerizing)
  • October 27, 2006: NRF: “Yo!Noid”
  • October 26, 2006: FORKLIFT TWO THOUSAND
  • October 26, 2006: There’s Dooky Water in My House
  • October 25, 2006: To Hell With Thee, Daystar!
  • October 24, 2006: Tell Me What to Write!
  • October 23, 2006: ATHF is the Worst Thing Ever
  • October 22, 2006: My Take on Video Game Violence
  • October 21, 2006: That 1 Guy
  • October 20, 2006: NRF: “Silver Surfer”
  • October 19, 2006: Yep, Nobody Cares
  • October 18, 2006: It’s Like We Write Things Here
  • October 17, 2006: Spooky Sounds
  • October 16, 2006: Moving Day Part 2
  • October 15, 2006: Moving Day
  • October 14, 2006: I Don’t Want the Stinky Butter Soda…
  • October 13, 2006: NRF: “Friday the 13th”
  • October 12, 2006: I Just EARSPLODED
  • October 11, 2006: Slash Sold Out? Never!
  • October 10, 2006: Lefto Thinks It’s a Good Idea
  • October 10, 2006: Toast Printing: Now a Reality - Seal of Toastiness
  • October 9, 2006: Merry Columbus Day
  • October 8, 2006: Vampires Are Stupid Anymore
  • October 7, 2006: I’m Working on Something?!
  • October 6, 2006: Please Keep Your Smilie Use Under Control
  • October 5, 2006: Bye. BYE!
  • October 4, 2006: Top Twenty Searches of September
  • October 3, 2006: The Site is Back Up!
  • September 19, 2006: Avast Me Poopdeck!
  • September 13, 2006: Giants and Witches and Dragons… Oh God…
  • September 11, 2006: Oh Yeah, I Boldly Went There
  • September 8, 2006: GUMBY! - Best Game Review, 2006
  • August 19, 2006: Yep. Snakes. Sure Are.
  • August 11, 2006: Ass, Day 8: SHUT UP!
  • July 4, 2006: Pirates of STUPID, More Like…
  • July 4, 2006: iD4 Day of July
  • June 28, 2006: Illness, Sickness… DISEASE?!
  • April 29, 2006: Presidential Candidates of the Year 2000…and 8 - Ian & Reid
  • March 5, 2006: Chairs Aren’t Food! - Ian & Reid
  • March 5, 2006: Arr… Bees?
  • March 3, 2006: Time Future - Best Book Review, 2006
  • February 28, 2006: Riffi-Raffi
  • February 25, 2006: Ass, Day 5: Holly Town… Some More - Best LEXICOG Entry, 2006
  • February 19, 2006: I Love You, Secret Song
  • February 15, 2006: Detect THIS! - Ian & Reid
  • February 14, 2006: Suffering Through VD
  • February 14, 2006: Ass, Day 2: Holly Town
  • February 12, 2006: The Robot Brains
  • February 12, 2006: I Swear…
  • February 10, 2006: The Moving Cheese Stands Alone
  • January 31, 2006: Chex vs. Boogers
  • January 29, 2006: KONG!
  • January 29, 2006: Le Powers Supre
  • January 13, 2006: Onward…to the FUTURE!! - Ian & Reid - Best "Debate", 2006
  • January 13, 2006: Sega Vs. Nintendo - Ian & Reid
  • January 12, 2006: Unga Bunga
  • January 11, 2006: Man’s Greatest Invention - Ian & Reid
  • January 11, 2006: We Don’t Need a Hero
  • January 11, 2006: Bon Vonage
  • January 10, 2006: Gamertags: Fr13nd or Foe? - Ian & Reid
  • January 10, 2006: Typing… of the DEAD!
  • January 10, 2006: March of the Damned
  • January 10, 2006: Ramen: A Caution
  • January 9, 2006: I Suck at Soul Caliber
  • January 9, 2006: My Peanut Butter Confession
  • January 9, 2006: Memories of Marvel OverPower

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  • August 31, 2010: Strummin’ Savalas XIV- Rise of the Audubon Empire
  • August 21, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 7 - Ian & Reid
  • August 14, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 4 – Sports Games ALREADY?! - Rob, Ian and Reid
  • August 10, 2010: Adventures in Winery: The 4×4 Challenge - Reid & Ian
  • July 31, 2010: The Strange Weather of the North Indies
  • July 25, 2010: AdVsAd: Dicey Games, Oh My
  • July 22, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 6 - Ian & Reid
  • July 21, 2010: A Bland Fish Danish
  • July 17, 2010: Pyg-me.
  • July 15, 2010: Kathy’s Fast Food Toys - Ian & Reid
  • July 14, 2010: Toy Toys. Of Toys.
  • July 11, 2010: AdVsAd: 7-11-70′s
  • July 8, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 5 - Ian & Reid
  • July 7, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 3 – Small Animals Are the Most Dangerous Things - Ian, Reid & KC
  • July 3, 2010: The Mr. Peabody Award
  • June 29, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 1 – Barbie’s Airplane Party - Ian & Reid
  • June 22, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 4 - Reid & Ian
  • June 19, 2010: Found this Lying Around. GET IT!? A-ROUND!? *Cries*
  • June 15, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 3 - Ian & Reid
  • June 13, 2010: AdVsAd: Ad Lincoln - Ian & Reid
  • June 11, 2010: NRF: “Ren & Stimpy: Space Cadet Adventures”
  • May 30, 2010: AdVsAd: Credit Berating
  • May 29, 2010: Communism: So-So at Human Rights, Kick-ass at Space Ships
  • May 24, 2010: International Not-Quite-Celebrity Images - Reid & Ian
  • May 22, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 2 - Ian & Reid
  • May 19, 2010: Putting the “Ploy” in Employment
  • May 13, 2010: Strummin’ Savalas XIII: On Her Travesty’s Secret Service
  • May 11, 2010: Around Disney World in 14 Days – Part 1 - Reid & Ian
  • May 10, 2010: The Latest and… Latest in Video Game Fan Films - Ian & Brett
  • May 8, 2010: Gizmodo, Long Time No See! How’ve You UGHHH…
  • May 6, 2010: ROCKULA: Vampires are Enemies of Good Music in Multiple Ways.
  • May 4, 2010: The Robot Sinc Biz - Ian, Reid & Brett
  • April 25, 2010: AdVsAd: Drive-In Doublefeature Megadose! - Ian & Zach
  • April 17, 2010: NRF: 150th NRF Super Special- Super Mario Bros.
  • April 13, 2010: Adventures in Winery: The Finest Wine From Dumpster Town - Reid & Ian
  • April 6, 2010: Here Boys! Treats!
  • March 29, 2010: Treasures From the Depths Vol. 2: Dixie Possum Blues
  • March 21, 2010: AdVsAd: Dick Van Kodak
  • March 16, 2010: Super Make ‘Em Fight part 4 - Ian & Reid
  • March 13, 2010: Treasures From the Depths Vol. 1: Coocoos and Bogeymen - Seal of Fanciness
  • March 11, 2010: Another Trip to DeviantArt… - Reid & Ian
  • March 10, 2010: The Site’s Name Starts To Make Sense.
  • March 3, 2010: … makes no sense at…
  • February 22, 2010: Your MOM is a Chatlog! BAZZURN! - Ian & Reid
  • February 20, 2010: The Ironically Complex “Simple Kid 1″
  • February 17, 2010: 2011 in Film: They’re Not Even Trying Anymore. - Ian, Richard & Russell
  • February 16, 2010: Further Conversations with the Mystery Spaceman - Ian & Brett
  • February 15, 2010: Adventures in Winery: Moustache of the Dog - Reid & Ian
  • February 10, 2010: The First and Only CPVDGE!! - Ian & Reid
  • February 9, 2010: AdVsAd: Third Annual Superbowl Edition
  • February 6, 2010: Jimmy Buffett’s “Songs You Know By Heart”: A Perfectly Good Reason To Lynch a Man Publicly.
  • February 4, 2010: “Degree of Disbelief”, or “How to Mortarboard a Porn Star.”
  • January 30, 2010: Destroy the Dork: 3 Inches of Blood’s “Advance and Vanquish” Reviewed by the Hopelessly Inept.
  • January 23, 2010: Yes it Does: That 1 Guy and the Magic Pipe “PACKS A WALLOP!” - Seal of Fanciness
  • January 18, 2010: The ABC’s of Terrible Catalog Items - Reid, Ian & Russell
  • January 16, 2010: Girlbland: 4 Non Blondes’ “Bigger, Better, Faster, More!”
  • January 15, 2010: NRF: The 3-D Battles of World-Runner
  • January 13, 2010: 4th Annual Gold Confy Awards… Some More!
  • January 10, 2010: AdVsAd: “Video” “Games”.
  • January 9, 2010: 4th Annual Golden Confy Awards!
  • January 6, 2010: Truth in Advertising: SCROTUM GRINDER’s “The Greatest Sonic Abomination Ever”
  • January 4, 2010: Future Sick
  • December 29, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 3 - Ian & Reid
  • December 19, 2009: IMDB Adventures: Mark Twain
  • December 16, 2009: Adventures in Winery: The Legend of El Diablo Pollo - Reid & Ian
  • December 12, 2009: Play, Set, Go! - Ian & Brett - Best Misc. Article, 2009
  • December 8, 2009: A Delightful Holiday Alphabet
  • December 6, 2009: AdVsAd: Matrons Adore a Vacuum
  • December 5, 2009: Goofus And Gallant MMIX - Ian, Zach & Brett
  • December 4, 2009: NRF: Chip ‘N Dale, Rescue Rangers
  • December 2, 2009: Mechanical Failure, Part 3
  • November 26, 2009: Thinksgiving
  • November 25, 2009: Squidvertising
  • November 16, 2009: Conversations with the Mystery Spaceman. - Ian & Brett
  • November 11, 2009: Deviant’sgiving - Ian, Zach & Reid
  • November 8, 2009: AdVsAd: On Six Tapes or Three”Compact Disc”?
  • November 4, 2009: My Position on Missionaries (Tee hee)
  • November 3, 2009: Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd!
  • November 2, 2009: Sugar Daddies… But Not the Halloween Kind - Reid & Ian
  • November 1, 2009: Dia de los Hangover
  • October 27, 2009: The Monster Re-Hash
  • October 24, 2009: Good, Safe Evil.
  • October 21, 2009: Shame Bucket, Here I come.
  • October 20, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas XI- Norman Bates, This Is Your Life!
  • October 14, 2009: Where For Art Thou, Chauncey: The Chocodile’s Lost Champion.
  • October 11, 2009: AdVsAd: Seventies Sampler Pack
  • October 10, 2009: A Brief History of Vijee Games, part 1.
  • October 6, 2009: Adventures in Winery: Bears and Bunnies and… uh… - Reid & Ian
  • September 30, 2009: Beeeeeeeeeerg Man!
  • September 13, 2009: AdVsAd-Pip Pip! Cheerios!
  • September 5, 2009: 20 Amazing Twists and Turns
  • August 26, 2009: The 10 Best Video Game Levels of Them ALL! - Reid & Ian
  • August 23, 2009: AdVsAd: “Toys” for “Girls”.
  • August 15, 2009: 10 “Great” Movie Ideas - Best Film & TV Article, 2009
  • August 13, 2009: Mechanical Failure, Part 2
  • August 8, 2009: Snack Cocaine: The South’s Only Edible Edible.
  • August 6, 2009: 20 Questions the World Has Yet to Answer
  • August 5, 2009: Dumb Waiter
  • August 3, 2009: AdVsAd: Eclectic Kool-Aid Party
  • August 1, 2009: Top Ten Searches of July ’09
  • July 21, 2009: Coming Soon: Remakes Ahoy! - Ian, Reid, Zach & Russell
  • July 19, 2009: AdVsAd: Factory Outlets For Creativity - Best AdVsAd, 2009
  • July 18, 2009: Uncle Walter
  • July 12, 2009: AdVsAd: CR, That’s How You Spell R-C! - Reid & Ian
  • July 11, 2009: I Would Name Him Chesterfield. I Don’t Know Why.
  • July 10, 2009: NRF: “Mickey’s Safari in Letterland”
  • July 8, 2009: Ode on a Free Laptop… I Mean Best Friend.
  • July 6, 2009: Bibliobrynthic and Proud… Somehow.
  • July 5, 2009: AdVsAd- Pee Pee Poo Poo Potty Medicine - Ian & Syd
  • June 29, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas X- THE LEGEND CONTINUES!!
  • June 26, 2009: NRF: “Punch-Out!!”
  • June 17, 2009: Employee Evaluation Time- Syd, Part 2
  • June 14, 2009: AdVsAd: Glow In the Dark Shit (Not Literally)
  • June 11, 2009: The First Grand Thing We Ever Did.
  • June 6, 2009: We Still Do the Top Ten Searches! I Swear!
  • June 5, 2009: NRF: “Kung Fu”
  • May 31, 2009: Ad Vs Ad: Phoney Sex
  • May 30, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 2 - Syd & Ian
  • May 23, 2009: An Important Discourse on Key Issues - Ian & Reid
  • May 20, 2009: The Charlie Darwin Band (The Devil Went Down to Genome)
  • May 18, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 1 - Ian & Syd
  • May 17, 2009: Ad VS Ad: Who Cares About Breathing?
  • May 13, 2009: A Darkly Humorous Bit of Verse
  • May 9, 2009: Employee Evaluation Time- Syd, Part 1
  • May 8, 2009: NRF: “T&C Surf Designs II: Thrilla’s Surfari”
  • May 6, 2009: Cinco de Mayo with Penn & Teller - Syd & Ian - Best Holiday Article, 2009
  • May 3, 2009: AdVsAd: Chipwrecks
  • April 28, 2009: Random Shitty Website DOT COM, Dude!
  • April 27, 2009: Colons : Colons : : Blanks : ______s
  • April 23, 2009: Employee Evaluation Time- Zach - Best "Other Feature" Article, 2009
  • April 21, 2009: Ohhhhhhh Man! Dude, You Know What Day it is!?
  • April 19, 2009: AdVsAd: Independent Newspaper Ads.
  • April 18, 2009: A Frank Discussion of Very Important Ideas - Ian & Reid
  • April 16, 2009: Coping with Blanklexic Devailability
  • April 14, 2009: The Weak Shall Inherit the Girth
  • April 9, 2009: Plopcorn
  • March 28, 2009: Fluctuations in the Horsing Market
  • March 27, 2009: NRF: “Dusty Diamond’s All-Star Softball”
  • March 18, 2009: Happy St. Hangovers Day
  • March 14, 2009: Your Mother’s Side of the Family
  • March 11, 2009: Star Wars: The Plot Unhinged
  • March 8, 2009: AdVsAd: Looking SHARP
  • March 4, 2009: The Yesterday Show
  • February 24, 2009: HBO- Not as Good as I Remember it.
  • February 16, 2009: Check into Crash
  • February 12, 2009: A Saucey Mystery
  • February 10, 2009: Hey, There’s a Book in this Box of Letters, Too… - Seal of Fanciness
  • February 8, 2009: AdVsAd: Don’t Food with Your Play
  • February 6, 2009: NRF: “Kirby’s Adventure” - Seal of Fanciness
  • February 1, 2009: AdVsAd: Second Annual Super Bowl Edition!
  • January 31, 2009: Mechanical Failure, Part 1
  • January 30, 2009: NRF: “Little Nemo: The Dream Master”
  • January 27, 2009: Science: Murdered in Cold Blood
  • January 26, 2009: Against All Palookas What Ain’t on the Up and Square
  • January 22, 2009: Lo I am Become Uncle Wiggily, Destroyer of Dads - The Very Prestigious Brett's Choice Award, 2009
  • January 20, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas VII: Faster Apple Dumpling Gang! Kill! Kill!
  • January 19, 2009: Three D-minus.
  • January 16, 2009: NRF: 100th Article Special: “Bubble Bobble” - Zach & Ian
  • January 14, 2009: Getting Fired: A How-To Guide.
  • January 13, 2009: 20 Reasons You Should Give Me Five Bucks
  • January 11, 2009: AdVsAd: Lawyerin’!
  • January 7, 2009: Suggestions for the Asylum - Reid & Ian
  • January 6, 2009: Cancerous Humor. - Worst Article, 2009
  • January 4, 2009: AdVsAd- Legalized Moonshine and People in Bed
  • January 3, 2009: BudgetTravel.com’s Big Bad Awful Ideas for Kid Vacations
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  • December 21, 2008: AdVsAd: Ho Ho O’s and Other Shitty Christmas Cereal Jokes
  • December 20, 2008: ConfuseReviews 4: The Undiscovered Content.
  • December 17, 2008: Merry Quizmas
  • December 15, 2008: GOD DAMN IT’S COLD TODAY
  • December 14, 2008: AdVsAd: Atomic Era Toothpaste
  • December 13, 2008: Dear Internet
  • December 10, 2008: DeviantSanta
  • December 8, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas VI- Funk Antony Goes to Summer School
  • December 7, 2008: AdVsAd: Robot Dinosaurs to All, and to All a Good Night!
  • December 6, 2008: Megagifts, Negagifts and Yuletide War Crimes
  • December 2, 2008: Science Faction - Reid & Ian
  • November 30, 2008: AdVsAd: VHS? Sounds Nasty- Is It Contagious?
  • November 26, 2008: The REAL Turkey Day Game.
  • November 22, 2008: Energy Over NINE–never mind. - Ian & Reid
  • November 21, 2008: NRF: Super Mario Brothers 3
  • November 9, 2008: AdVsAd: Three Toymigos - Reid, Ian & Zach
  • November 8, 2008: United Hates of America
  • November 5, 2008: Direct Electoral Current
  • November 4, 2008: We Put the “Fun” in “Presidential History Lesson” - Reid & Ian
  • October 31, 2008: NRF: “Ghosts N’ Goblins”
  • October 26, 2008: AdVsAd: AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLWORTH!
  • October 22, 2008: A Trick-or-Treatise
  • October 19, 2008: AdVsAd: Clarks Shoes
  • October 15, 2008: 20 Ways to Fix the U.S. Economy.
  • October 11, 2008: AdVsAd: SATURN DAY JAPANESE LOVING BALLOONS!
  • October 7, 2008: The Race for the Oval Awful
  • October 5, 2008: AdVsAd: Memorial Egg Thing
  • October 4, 2008: Forgotten Whales
  • September 27, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas Three: Rumble on Thunder Mountain
  • September 21, 2008: AdVsAd: Bean Squeezin’s
  • September 19, 2008: NRF: U-FOUR-ia
  • September 18, 2008: In Caiman’s Terms
  • September 17, 2008: Mondo Gizmodo Round-up-o. - Ian, Reid, & Zach
  • September 16, 2008: Here Comes the Metric System… again
  • September 15, 2008: It’s All Greek to Me
  • September 13, 2008: Telluride Film Fest Journal: Part 5
  • September 12, 2008: Telluride Film Fest Journal: Part 4
  • September 11, 2008: Telluride Film Fest Journal: Part 3
  • September 10, 2008: Telluride Film Fest Journal: Part 2
  • September 8, 2008: Telluride Film Fest Journal: Part 1
  • September 7, 2008: AdvsAd: They Give us Gas
  • August 25, 2008: …and I would sound NOTHING like the dad from Happy Days.
  • August 23, 2008: The Top 15 RPG Video Game Characters - Ian & Reid
  • August 20, 2008: Diddly Sasquat
  • August 18, 2008: Pecan Maltese Ragamuffin Ebony Pendular Ocelots (Part 1)
  • August 16, 2008: I Feel the Need, the Need for MEAD!!!
  • August 13, 2008: I HATE WHAT YOU LIKE part 541- The Fantasy Genre
  • August 10, 2008: AdVsAd- A Message of Grave Detergency
  • August 9, 2008: A Sketchy Past.
  • July 28, 2008: Live the Dream or Dream the Life
  • July 23, 2008: The Redder of Two Eagles has Fewer Tattoos… AT MIDNIGHT.
  • July 22, 2008: Southern Hostiltality
  • July 21, 2008: Marital-ade.
  • July 19, 2008: The Gibbonman Cometh
  • July 14, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas Two: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!
  • July 12, 2008: Ohhhhh, NOW I get it…
  • July 11, 2008: NRF: “Tetris”
  • July 10, 2008: In Space, No One Can Sell You Mints… or Can They?
  • July 9, 2008: Horrorshow Eggiwegs and Red, Red Krovvy.
  • July 8, 2008: An Introspective Analysis of YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE.
  • July 7, 2008: Time Waste-apedia
  • July 6, 2008: AdVsAd: KHAM-PYEW-TORZ
  • July 1, 2008: Beyond Bali-lief
  • June 28, 2008: No Martians Here.
  • June 26, 2008: There’s No Tradition Like a Non-Tradition
  • June 24, 2008: Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
  • June 22, 2008: AdVsAd:Mexican Stoplight Candy… I mean Apple Soda
  • June 21, 2008: Get Sartre
  • June 20, 2008: Solstice- A Crooked Rock’s Top is our Rock Bottom.
  • June 20, 2008: NRF: “The Little Mermaid”
  • June 17, 2008: Hollywood Legend Stan Winston Dead at 62.
  • June 16, 2008: I can drive nine-to-five
  • June 15, 2008: AdVsAd: Super Sugar Shock
  • June 14, 2008: Eat the Fruit, the Fruit is Worth Points!
  • June 13, 2008: Do I understand ANY holidays!?
  • June 7, 2008: Adventures in Hair Coloring
  • June 4, 2008: Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Heaven
  • May 31, 2008: Japan AND Bust
  • May 29, 2008: Mars or Bust
  • May 28, 2008: Excuses, Excuses
  • May 27, 2008: Indiana Jones’n for the Sequels of Doom - Ian & Brett
  • May 17, 2008: I Feel Gifted
  • May 11, 2008: AdVsAd: MADD vs Ad
  • May 10, 2008: Syd and Ian - Syd & Ian
  • April 25, 2008: NRF: “Banana Prince”
  • April 23, 2008: Goofus and Gallant: The Next Generation - Ian & Brett - Best Debate Article, 2008
  • April 23, 2008: How Not to Get an Internship
  • April 19, 2008: YouTube Killed My Childhood
  • April 16, 2008: SECRETER
  • April 14, 2008: SEEEECRET
  • April 11, 2008: NRF: “PussNBoots – Pero’s Great Adventure”
  • April 5, 2008: Animozine!
  • April 3, 2008: Umlauts
  • April 2, 2008: Friday Night Lizards
  • March 31, 2008: Orgamanized Foreshadamowzing!
  • March 31, 2008: Ian to the Past - Best Game Article, 2008
  • March 26, 2008: Rez Rage
  • March 23, 2008: A Brief Eastery of Time
  • March 22, 2008: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 9 - Ian, Reid & Zach
  • March 22, 2008: Saturday Koans
  • March 21, 2008: NRF: “Ninja Kid”
  • March 17, 2008: Lovestravaganza 2008 - Ian, Reid, Zach & Brett - Best Article, 2008
  • March 15, 2008: It’s the Bed Linen Show
  • March 14, 2008: NRF: “The Adventures of Captain Comic”
  • March 10, 2008: Dog. Food. Gun.
  • March 9, 2008: AdVsAd: Korean Air
  • March 4, 2008: Feb. 2008 Top 10 Searches
  • March 2, 2008: AdVsAd: Nena Vs Segtendo - Ian & Rob
  • March 1, 2008: If You’re Happy and You Know it…
  • February 23, 2008: More Excuses
  • February 16, 2008: A Serious Look at Urban Sprawl
  • February 14, 2008: Allegory Theater Presents
  • February 9, 2008: Honey Dolls
  • February 5, 2008: …and the Bottle’s on the Poodle and the Poodle’s Eating Noodles…
  • January 31, 2008: HUMAN Resources?
  • January 29, 2008: Brought to You By BLOOD AND TEARS
  • January 28, 2008: Count Your Blessings
  • January 26, 2008: American Architecture: Fist of Destruction
  • January 18, 2008: NRF: “Skate or Die 2 – The Search for Double Trouble”
  • January 13, 2008: AdVsAd: Ad Vs Ad #1!
  • January 11, 2008: NRF: “Road Fighter”
  • January 9, 2008: The 2007 Golden Confy Awards!
  • January 8, 2008: My Term Paper Got an XXX+
  • January 5, 2008: Fuck Clay Walker in His STUPID COWBOY ASS I HATE HIM!!!!
  • January 1, 2008: Another New Years!
  • December 30, 2007: I Will Singlehandedly Swim the Science Channel
  • December 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 8 - Reid, Zach & Ian
  • December 24, 2007: A Caiman Carol
  • December 22, 2007: Time
  • December 16, 2007: A Toast to Friends Long Past
  • December 9, 2007: Cogito Lego Sum
  • December 8, 2007: Calling in Sick
  • December 2, 2007: Spado! - Best WOTS, 2007
  • November 25, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 7 - Zach, Ian & Reid
  • November 24, 2007: Secrets
  • November 20, 2007: How Could You NOT Have Gotten it Right?!
  • November 19, 2007: Cat. Poop. Eggs. - Best Misc. Article, 2007
  • November 18, 2007: Crosswired Puzzle
  • November 17, 2007: Art of…
  • November 15, 2007: The Totally Truthful Truth
  • November 10, 2007: Amy the Phone Bill Killer
  • November 9, 2007: NRF: “Ikari Warriors”
  • November 4, 2007: Nature is a Big Fat Doody-Headed Jerk Face Jerk
  • November 3, 2007: More Lights, More Camera, More Hell-Life
  • October 31, 2007: The True Meaning of Dumbshit
  • October 29, 2007: Where’s Herbie the Misfit Elf When You Need Him?
  • October 27, 2007: The Halloween Spirit
  • October 25, 2007: Won’t You Be My Neighbor
  • October 19, 2007: NRF: “Robodemons”
  • October 18, 2007: Buttercorn Revisited
  • October 17, 2007: Astrology = Nonsense
  • October 15, 2007: Buck Rogers in the 21st Century
  • October 12, 2007: NRF 50th Article Special: “Zelda II – The Adventure of Link” - Reid & Ian - Best NRF, 2007
  • October 10, 2007: The Days are Numbered
  • October 9, 2007: THE FUTURE! – Part 2
  • October 6, 2007: Treasure Hunting
  • October 5, 2007: BURRITOS! - Zach & Ian
  • October 1, 2007: October
  • September 26, 2007: Dumfy Speaks! Dear God!
  • September 24, 2007: Ian is a Big Dumb Jerk (signed, Reid)
  • September 22, 2007: WUESTION MARK
  • September 20, 2007: LOOK OUT, INTERNET COMEDY!
  • September 15, 2007: IGNORE ME!!!
  • September 10, 2007: Women Are Inexcusably Gullible, Right?
  • September 8, 2007: Lights, Camera, Hell-Life: Part 7
  • September 6, 2007: A Love Letter to Mz. Amelie Gillette
  • August 31, 2007: NRF: “Maniac Mansion”
  • August 28, 2007: It is Not Opposite Day
  • August 27, 2007: Fishing for Detriments
  • August 26, 2007: Need Not Apply
  • August 23, 2007: His Girl Thursday
  • August 22, 2007: I Learned My Latin From Roadrunner Cartoons
  • August 21, 2007: This is a Test. This is Only a Test.
  • August 20, 2007: Speculation a’la King
  • August 20, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 6 - Ian & Syd
  • August 19, 2007: Going Postal
  • August 18, 2007: Mangly Snaxxx
  • August 16, 2007: The Changing of the Gharials
  • August 15, 2007: SOOOOper GEEEEnius. I Like the Way That Sounds…
  • August 14, 2007: Really, It’s Everyone’s Fault BUT Mine.
  • August 13, 2007: EVERYTHING’S FINE! PERFECTLY FINE!
  • August 10, 2007: NRF: “JAWS”
  • August 8, 2007: Summer of the Shark…pad
  • August 5, 2007: LCHL: P6: EBLFOOF!
  • August 2, 2007: Confy Table Books
  • July 28, 2007: Super Secret Show-and-Tell
  • July 27, 2007: NRF: “Probotector II – Return of the Evil Forces”
  • July 25, 2007: How Not to Write (Just Like Every Other Day)
  • July 24, 2007: Figure 1(1)
  • July 21, 2007: Harry Potter Kills Fanbase!
  • July 19, 2007: Expert Testimony
  • July 18, 2007: Ian’s Fall School Schedule
  • July 16, 2007: A Movie Lightly
  • July 16, 2007: A Letter From Smithe and Unnecessarye Architectural
  • July 14, 2007: Lights, Camera, Hell-Life: Part… 5?
  • July 13, 2007: NRF: “Deadly Towers”
  • July 3, 2007: Things I Learned as a Child
  • July 1, 2007: Union Blues - Reid & Ian - Best "Debate", 2007
  • June 30, 2007: THIS ARTICLE IS NOT ABOUT LAND OF THE LOST!!!!!
  • June 28, 2007: Of Mice and Congressmen
  • June 25, 2007: Why Reid Should Be Appreciated
  • June 24, 2007: Where Not to Go for a First Date
  • June 23, 2007: Happy Clownpocalypse!
  • June 16, 2007: Ol’ Periodic…y
  • June 15, 2007: NRF: “SnowBros”
  • June 13, 2007: Grog T. Gibbonman in Love
  • June 12, 2007: Things You Haven’t Thought About Today
  • June 11, 2007: Happy Birthday Hannah!
  • June 9, 2007: Zero, Zero, Zero! (It’s Only a Flesh Wound, Lambchop)
  • June 5, 2007: Popsicle Humor
  • June 3, 2007: Beasts of Burden of Proof - Ian & Becka
  • June 2, 2007: What I Did For My Summer Vacation
  • May 31, 2007: 50 Reasons Why None of You Are Getting Paid This Week - Seal of Fanciness
  • May 29, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 4 - Ian, Zach & Reid
  • May 26, 2007: Cheeseburger in Paradigm
  • May 21, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 3 - Ian, Syd & Reid
  • May 14, 2007: Chivalry: Hot or DEAD? - Reid & Ian
  • May 12, 2007: Lights, Camera, Hell-Life: Take 3! - Worst WOTS, 2007
  • April 21, 2007: I Dare You to Understand This
  • April 9, 2007: Lights, Camera, Hell-Life: Take 2
  • April 7, 2007: Ian Visits His Parents Again
  • April 4, 2007: The Rare Wild Kirbunny
  • April 2, 2007: You Must Not Violate Confy Law!
  • April 1, 2007: Top Ten Searches of March
  • March 30, 2007: NRF: “Kabuki Quantum Fighter”
  • March 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 2 - Reid, Ian & Rob
  • March 24, 2007: Jokes From 5 Year Olds
  • March 20, 2007: Ian’s Trying to Get You Excited
  • March 19, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 1 - Ian & Reid
  • March 17, 2007: St. Blotto’s Day
  • March 11, 2007: The Beauty and the Really Old Building
  • March 10, 2007: The Sadnography Crusade
  • March 7, 2007: Ian’s Dream Jobs
  • March 3, 2007: Lights, Camera, Hell-Life: Take 1
  • February 24, 2007: Growing Up the NES Way
  • February 21, 2007: Space Racism - Ian & Zach
  • February 21, 2007: Nicknames (By TopHatMummy)
  • February 18, 2007: Something About Anime or Something
  • February 17, 2007: WHAT DO I DOOOOOOO?!
  • February 12, 2007: A Monday Pick-You-Up
  • February 10, 2007: Newest Zealand Story
  • February 3, 2007: Of Geometry and Boobies
  • January 28, 2007: Pan’s Labyrinth… And Something About Japan Panties
  • January 27, 2007: ATTN: Millionaires
  • January 26, 2007: NRF: “The Magic of Scheherazade”
  • January 20, 2007: 15WACKY
  • January 14, 2007: Google (Illegal Pornography) Ads
  • January 13, 2007: I Sold All My Stuff and All I Got Was This Lousy Nothing
  • January 9, 2007: 2006 Golden Confy Awards!
  • January 6, 2007: Klaatu Verata Necktie
  • January 4, 2007: New Zealand Story - Best Game Review, 2007
  • January 3, 2007: And Then There Were Fewer: Chapter 46: The Badlands Approacheth
  • December 31, 2006: A 2006 Retrospective - Ian & Reid - Seal of Fanciness
  • December 30, 2006: Saturday Afternoon Stuff at the Grocery Store That I’ve Recently Seen Review
  • December 27, 2006: No Rest for the Jolly
  • December 23, 2006: Saturday Awesome Textbook Review
  • December 19, 2006: Assaultwaveshocktacktikill?
  • November 10, 2006: THE FUTURE! – Part 1
  • October 31, 2006: Deck the Halloweens - Best Holiday Article, 2006
  • October 17, 2006: Ian’s First WOTS
  • October 16, 2006: Ultimate Avengers Review ASSEMBLE!
  • September 26, 2006: 50 Reasons Why I Didn’t Come Into Work Today - Best Misc. Article, 2006
  • September 26, 2006: Bananas: Leathery Devil’s Boomerang Rape Fruit - Seal of Awfulness
  • September 24, 2006: Sammiches! - Best Food Article, 2006
  • September 18, 2006: Dirt Water for New Gods
  • June 16, 2006: Mission: IIII
  • June 16, 2006: Pterodactyl
  • May 12, 2006: Confy!
  • April 29, 2006: Presidential Candidates of the Year 2000…and 8 - Ian & Reid
  • April 27, 2006: John Leguizamo: Please Kill Him - Best Movie Review, 2006
  • March 20, 2006: A St. Patrick’s Day Carol
  • March 5, 2006: Chairs Aren’t Food! - Ian & Reid
  • March 3, 2006: MS Paint Tutorial – Part 1 - Seal of Fanciness
  • March 2, 2006: Houndo, Day 6: Mail Order Bribe
  • February 27, 2006: Houndo, Day 5: The Plot Thickens…
  • February 22, 2006: Dew the Due - Best Article, 2006
  • February 15, 2006: Detect THIS! - Ian & Reid
  • February 14, 2006: Valentine: The Saint Who Ain’t
  • February 14, 2006: Houndo, Day 1: Character Creation
  • January 29, 2006: Photoshop Tutorial – Part 1
  • January 13, 2006: Onward…to the FUTURE!! - Ian & Reid - Best "Debate", 2006
  • January 13, 2006: Sega Vs. Nintendo - Ian & Reid
  • January 13, 2006: I Likke sCotch - Seal of Awfulness
  • January 11, 2006: The Dangers of Prefix Abuse
  • January 11, 2006: Man’s Greatest Invention - Ian & Reid
  • January 11, 2006: Sonic R and the Pity
  • January 10, 2006: Gamertags: Fr13nd or Foe? - Ian & Reid
  • January 10, 2006: Gallop Away, Chosen One
  • January 9, 2006: The Best Tuna Commercial Ever

    • Zach

  • July 19, 2010: Paul – Octopus Wizard of Doomsday
  • July 1, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 2 – Batman Vs. Furries - Zach & Reid
  • April 25, 2010: AdVsAd: Drive-In Doublefeature Megadose! - Ian & Zach
  • December 25, 2009: NRF: “Megaman 6″ and the Rise of Robot Christmas
  • December 9, 2009: TOFURRRKEEYYYY
  • December 5, 2009: Goofus And Gallant MMIX - Ian, Zach & Brett
  • November 11, 2009: Deviant’sgiving - Ian, Zach & Reid
  • November 7, 2009: Put Down the Duckie!
  • October 30, 2009: NRF vs. NRF: The Good, The Bad and the OH WHAT THE CHRIST
  • October 23, 2009: NRF: “Megaman 5″ - Best NES ROM Friday, 2009
  • October 2, 2009: NRF: “Megaman 4″
  • August 21, 2009: NRF: Megaman 3
  • August 7, 2009: NRF: Megaman 2
  • July 24, 2009: NRF: Megaman aka “Rockman”
  • July 21, 2009: Coming Soon: Remakes Ahoy! - Ian, Reid, Zach & Russell
  • July 13, 2009: 50 Reasons Why I Haven’t Written an Article in X Amount of Time
  • January 16, 2009: NRF: 100th Article Special: “Bubble Bobble” - Zach & Ian
  • January 15, 2009: Digital Bullshit: Worst Video Game Weapons - Best Game Article, 2009
  • January 8, 2009: ConfuseReviews’ 3rd Anniversary Red Carpet Pre-Show
  • December 28, 2008: Yup, Still Closed
  • December 27, 2008: Sorry, We’re Closed
  • December 18, 2008: Look at all the… Pretty Lights…
  • December 11, 2008: Twilight: Why?
  • December 5, 2008: FYSF: Sonic the Hedgehog 2
  • December 4, 2008: Blew a goddamn fuse…
  • November 27, 2008: A Very Radley Thanksgiving
  • November 20, 2008: +5 Against Interns
  • November 13, 2008: Strummin’ Savalas V: Ballad of the Black Mandolin
  • November 9, 2008: AdVsAd: Three Toymigos - Reid, Ian & Zach
  • November 6, 2008: Lexicog: The Flightening – Secret Wrath of the Elder Burning Lich Throne: Lord of Shadow Legends: Scrolls of Tactics of Destruction
  • October 30, 2008: It’s Not Plagiarism if you Don’t Copy/Paste
  • October 23, 2008: When You’re Dead!
  • October 9, 2008: Do Process
  • September 17, 2008: Mondo Gizmodo Round-up-o. - Ian, Reid, & Zach
  • August 21, 2008: Patagonicus Rex - Best WOTS, 2008
  • August 14, 2008: Thusly, I begat some bullshit
  • August 7, 2008: Seven Rules for the Office Break Room
  • July 31, 2008: Monkey See, Monkey Cover
  • July 17, 2008: To the city of Boulder, Colorado
  • June 29, 2008: Ad vs. Ad: More like BANNED versus BANNED! OH BURN!
  • June 25, 2008: I’m bad at driving and YOU FUCKERS ARE WORSE.
  • June 18, 2008: Stimulate THIS.
  • May 21, 2008: In ABOUT an HOUR!!!
  • May 14, 2008: She Uses a Machete…
  • May 7, 2008: Hump-day Slumpin’
  • April 12, 2008: Burnin’ Down the…
  • April 9, 2008: It’s All Geek to Me…
  • April 4, 2008: NRF: “Shatterhand” - Best NRF, 2008
  • March 22, 2008: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 9 - Ian, Reid & Zach
  • March 19, 2008: Please Excuse the Listing…
  • March 17, 2008: Lovestravaganza 2008 - Ian, Reid, Zach & Brett - Best Article, 2008
  • March 12, 2008: Bees Are Nature’s Anti-Theft System
  • February 27, 2008: The Times, They Are A-Changin’
  • February 13, 2008: Zach Loves V-Day
  • February 6, 2008: Top Ten Searches of January
  • January 30, 2008: A Word With Radley
  • January 12, 2008: Weekend Overtime
  • January 2, 2008: Top Ten Searches of December
  • December 31, 2007: Don’t Make Me Say ‘Sheeple’ - Best Article, 2007
  • December 31, 2007: Zach Wins Prizes!
  • December 26, 2007: Presolutions
  • December 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 8 - Reid, Zach & Ian
  • December 19, 2007: Dual-Core 64-bit Athlon’s is Good Eatin’
  • December 12, 2007: Holiday Haiku
  • December 11, 2007: An Excerpt from the History Channel
  • December 5, 2007: Lost in America
  • November 28, 2007: He Who Controls the Spices…
  • November 25, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 7 - Zach, Ian & Reid
  • November 21, 2007: Bread for Special Purposes
  • November 14, 2007: Cleaning Bites
  • October 28, 2007: Flavors of Football - Best Food Article, 2007
  • October 5, 2007: BURRITOS! - Zach & Ian
  • September 23, 2007: …
  • September 21, 2007: Exit Zero
  • August 12, 2007: IT TURNS OUT IT’S MAN!!!
  • August 4, 2007: HOLY CRAP CAFFEINE
  • July 21, 2007: Computers for the Complete Retard
  • June 12, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 5 - Reid & Zach
  • June 10, 2007: Anti-Hornet Urban Tactical Warfare
  • May 29, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 4 - Ian, Zach & Reid
  • May 14, 2007: An Epilogue…
  • May 10, 2007: Another Paragraph From Zach
  • May 4, 2007: NRF: “Bible Buffet”
  • May 2, 2007: The Ballad of Jesse James
  • March 29, 2007: Reid’s Drunk Again, So Zach Complains
  • March 18, 2007: Uncle Grandpa Hates Cartoon Network
  • February 23, 2007: NRF: Rotating Fire Blossom Crane With Loud Report
  • February 21, 2007: Space Racism - Ian & Zach
  • February 14, 2007: Zach Loves Valumtimes Day
  • February 5, 2007: Souped-Up Bowl - Reid & Zach - Seal of Fanciness
  • January 22, 2007: Ice Skating
  • January 8, 2007: Momofuku Ando
  • December 25, 2006: Sister Act 2006 - Best Music Review, 2006
  • December 24, 2006: KA-GOOMEEEE!!
  • November 21, 2006: Zach and His Mixed Drink Ideas
  • November 15, 2006: The Hunter Has Become the Hunter’d - Best New Word, "Doinkwondle", 2006
  • October 29, 2006: Don’t Lose Your Body Parts
  • October 14, 2006: Butter-Corn-Soda - Most Read Article, 2006
  • October 9, 2006: Happy Columbus Day!
  • September 18, 2006: Eyeball Clamps and Bottled Water
  • August 8, 2006: Jakk D’nyuls, Day 2: He’s a Pimp Now - Best Original Pictures, 2006
  • August 8, 2006: Jakk D’nyuls, Day 1: Blizzezda
  • June 17, 2006: Come Fly the… Skies…
  • March 5, 2006: Thank You Mario! - Seal of Fanciness
  • February 24, 2006: Ursus Ex Machina
  • February 17, 2006: Stupid Cupid
  • January 31, 2006: This Article Sucks
  • January 13, 2006: Everybody Was What?!
  • January 12, 2006: Throttle-Me Elmo

    • Syd

  • August 18, 2010: A Rude Memo From the 2010 Confuse Reviews Summer Interns
  • May 20, 2010: Books Ian Gave Me To Read, Part 2: How To Win At Game Boy Games
  • April 15, 2010: Fear & Loathing In Happy Birthday - Seal of Fanciness
  • April 1, 2010: The State of Children’s TV: “Chowder” & “Yo Gabba Gabba”
  • March 25, 2010: If I May Be Serious For A Moment…
  • March 12, 2010: Books Ian Gave Me To Read, Part 1: Betty-Anne’s Helpful Household Hints (Vol.1)
  • February 18, 2010: Valentine’s Day With Elizabeth Bathory
  • February 11, 2010: The Terror of Homeless Bill
  • January 14, 2010: Future Sex Love Dungeon
  • January 7, 2010: Strummin’ Savalas XII: Future Shock!
  • November 24, 2009: It’s Like I Don’t Give A Shit Anymore
  • October 29, 2009: Happy Slut-O-Ween
  • October 22, 2009: Requiem For Balloon Kid
  • October 15, 2009: 40 Years of Monty Python
  • October 8, 2009: What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?!
  • September 10, 2009: More Shit That Happened
  • September 3, 2009: All Points West: An Adventure of Mass Distortions – Part 3 - Syd & Stormi
  • August 27, 2009: All Points West: An Adventure of Mass Distortions – Part 2
  • July 30, 2009: The RFD-TV Trifecta From Hell, Pt. 3: The Big Joe Polka Show
  • July 23, 2009: The RFD-TV Trifecta From Hell, Pt. 2: Hee Haw
  • July 16, 2009: The RFD-TV Trifecta From Hell, Pt. 1: The Penny Gilley Show
  • July 9, 2009: In Memoriam: The 2009 Confuse Reviews Summer Interns
  • July 5, 2009: AdVsAd- Pee Pee Poo Poo Potty Medicine - Ian & Syd
  • July 4, 2009: Fourth of July With Ted Nugent
  • July 2, 2009: More Spiders On the Downtown Train
  • June 25, 2009: Holiday Double-Whammy: Flag Day With Christopher Walken & Father’s Day With Bjork
  • May 30, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 2 - Syd & Ian
  • May 28, 2009: An Ordinary Average Day With H.P. Lovecraft
  • May 21, 2009: Truth Above All!
  • May 18, 2009: Super MAKE ‘EM FIGHT, Part 1 - Ian & Syd
  • May 14, 2009: Strummin’ Savalas IX: Dance With the Devil
  • May 10, 2009: Mother’s Day With Alan Arkin
  • May 7, 2009: River Rodent Ice Treats
  • May 6, 2009: Cinco de Mayo with Penn & Teller - Syd & Ian - Best Holiday Article, 2009
  • May 4, 2009: Syd’s Latest Article
  • April 12, 2009: Easter With David Bowie - Best Article, 2009
  • March 26, 2009: Have You Heard My New Band…
  • March 21, 2009: Anger Is My Habit–What’s Yours?
  • March 17, 2009: St. Patrick’s Day With Denis Leary
  • February 14, 2009: Some Jumbled Notes Concerning Valentine’s Day
  • December 25, 2008: Christmas With Tom Waits - Best Holiday Article, 2008
  • December 24, 2008: I Have Issues, or Another WOTS From Syd
  • December 22, 2008: It’s Rantin’ Time!
  • November 27, 2008: Thanksgiving At Neil Young’s House
  • November 24, 2008: Sleepless In Denver
  • October 28, 2008: What’s With All the Fucking Zombies?!
  • October 18, 2008: Further Tales of the Confuse Reviews Office
  • October 16, 2008: Tales of Mystery and Anger
  • September 4, 2008: Why So Angry?
  • September 3, 2008: Politick-tock
  • September 2, 2008: The System
  • August 4, 2008: Syd is Angry…AGAIN!
  • August 2, 2008: A Rude Memo To the Confuse Reviews Interns - Best Misc. Article, 2008
  • June 30, 2008: I have to give titles to the WOTS now?!
  • June 9, 2008: Goddam Banks…
  • May 10, 2008: Syd and Ian - Syd & Ian
  • April 20, 2008: A Message from Gerard Depardieu - Best Food Article, 2008
  • April 7, 2008: Heat
  • March 24, 2008: An Open Letter to Trent Reznor
  • March 24, 2008: For Nicolas Cage
  • February 29, 2008: Halloween III: Season of the Shit
  • February 4, 2008: Happy Anniversary, Syd!
  • January 22, 2008: Crank it Up to Eleven
  • December 13, 2007: Tits or GTFO
  • November 18, 2007: Coffee Makes Me Angry
  • October 20, 2007: I Had Me A Vision: Television
  • September 22, 2007: A Guide to Proper Concert Etiquette
  • August 20, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 6 - Ian & Syd
  • July 24, 2007: A Rude Memo to the Harry Potter Fans of the World - Worst Article, 2007
  • June 16, 2007: Mario is a Fucking Fascist
  • May 21, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 3 - Ian, Syd & Reid
  • April 23, 2007: WHR TH FCK R LL TH VWLS?
  • April 9, 2007: An Open Letter to David Lynch
  • April 3, 2007: Syd is Angry About Various Things!
  • March 22, 2007: Spiders on the Downtown Train
  • March 17, 2007: St. Patrick’s Day Massacre - Best Holiday Article, 2007
  • February 25, 2007: Fuck You, I’m Sick
  • February 4, 2007: I Made a Fucking Mess

    • Becka

  • January 19, 2010: Sick Minds Think Strange Thoughts
  • November 9, 2009: Sing a Song of Turkey?
  • September 28, 2009: IT’s scary and Has a Boston Accent!
  • August 17, 2009: Lost and Found
  • June 8, 2009: In Limbo: My Jobless Jig In Poverty
  • April 20, 2009: Make It Stop!
  • March 10, 2009: START SHOUTING!!
  • March 9, 2009: Mess Awareness Month
  • December 23, 2008: Mistle Feets Woes
  • November 29, 2008: Just Another Thanksgiving Crap-Rant Hidden Inside This Article
  • November 8, 2008: Haiku-ish to my Bad Day (or) Congrats, New Guy
  • September 22, 2008: Scary Scary School Monsters!
  • August 3, 2008: Vacation: A Mad State of Unrest
  • July 16, 2008: BORED? BORED, YOU SAY?!
  • July 2, 2008: History of My Involvement or Sunshine’s Entrance
  • June 19, 2008: Save the Planet: Stink.
  • March 11, 2008: Serpents! - Best Book Article, 2008
  • February 25, 2008: Wax Isn’t the Best Decoration for My Cake
  • January 4, 2008: A Firm Resolve to Try Again Later
  • December 15, 2007: Pirates Don’t Do Diapers! - Best Book Review, 2007
  • December 7, 2007: What Makes Me Mad
  • October 31, 2007: Squash is the New Pumpkin
  • October 2, 2007: Get Another Job, You Bum!
  • July 27, 2007: Don’t Moon Me!
  • June 8, 2007: Hey Jimmy Olsen, Beware the Blue Screen!
  • June 3, 2007: Beasts of Burden of Proof - Ian & Becka
  • April 12, 2007: Student, Beware! You’re in for a Scare!
  • March 1, 2007: March Holidays
  • February 19, 2007: A Ballpoint Banana?
  • February 1, 2007: Hearts? My Stars! No Lucky Charm in These Candies
  • January 12, 2007: That (Not So) Square Box of Power: The Remote Control
  • December 1, 2006: The Break Up: Lemony Fresh? Or Just Plain Sour?
  • October 17, 2006: While Mommy’s Talking Evil Comes A-Knocking
  • September 26, 2006: Bananas: Bright Smiles of the Jungle
  • September 15, 2006: Superman Returns: We Should Ask “WHY?!”

    • Brett

  • May 10, 2010: The Latest and… Latest in Video Game Fan Films - Ian & Brett
  • May 4, 2010: The Robot Sinc Biz - Ian, Reid & Brett
  • February 16, 2010: Further Conversations with the Mystery Spaceman - Ian & Brett
  • December 12, 2009: Play, Set, Go! - Ian & Brett - Best Misc. Article, 2009
  • December 5, 2009: Goofus And Gallant MMIX - Ian, Zach & Brett
  • November 16, 2009: Conversations with the Mystery Spaceman. - Ian & Brett
  • May 27, 2008: Indiana Jones’n for the Sequels of Doom - Ian & Brett
  • April 23, 2008: Goofus and Gallant: The Next Generation - Ian & Brett - Best Debate Article, 2008
  • March 30, 2008: AdVsAd: International House of Pancakes
  • March 17, 2008: Lovestravaganza 2008 - Ian, Reid, Zach & Brett - Best Article, 2008
  • February 10, 2008: AdVsAd: Ad-Man vs. Adetor - Best AdVsAd, 2008

    • John

  • September 25, 2008: STALKER: Clear Sky
  • April 17, 2008: Sid Meier’s Railroads
  • April 10, 2008: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl - Worst Article, 2008
  • December 1, 2007: Oh No! It’s John!
  • September 13, 2007: It’s All Ian’s Fault
  • September 13, 2007: On Household Repairs -Part One-
  • July 18, 2007: Ham•burg•er: Noun, Sandwich, Narcotic - Seal of Fanciness
  • February 26, 2007: Goddam Shithole
  • February 10, 2007: What’s All This Then?
  • November 22, 2006: Foreigners - Longest Article, 2006

    • Stormi

  • February 19, 2010: Love is in the . . . aww, fuck it.
  • October 13, 2009: It’s about to get ugly.
  • September 3, 2009: All Points West: An Adventure of Mass Distortions – Part 3 - Syd & Stormi
  • August 20, 2009: All Points West: An Adventure of Mass Distortions – Part 1
  • July 20, 2009: More Than Making Pretty Faces.
  • July 15, 2009: God of Travel, Thou Hast Forsaken Us.
  • July 14, 2009: My name is Stormi, and I’m a survivor.

    • Rob

  • August 14, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 4 – Sports Games ALREADY?! - Rob, Ian and Reid
  • March 2, 2008: AdVsAd: Nena Vs Segtendo - Ian & Rob
  • February 14, 2008: To My Dulcinea
  • August 12, 2007: Sharks- An 8th Grade Science Paper
  • March 26, 2007: Super Nintendrome 64 2000 – Part 2 - Reid, Ian & Rob
  • February 23, 2007: The Spaceman Cometh… KILL IT!
  • January 12, 2007: You’re a Bum!

    • Russell

  • February 17, 2010: 2011 in Film: They’re Not Even Trying Anymore. - Ian, Richard & Russell
  • January 18, 2010: The ABC’s of Terrible Catalog Items - Reid, Ian & Russell
  • July 21, 2009: Coming Soon: Remakes Ahoy! - Ian, Reid, Zach & Russell

    • Randy

  • August 11, 2007: My Favorite Shark Lives in a Desert a Mile Above Sea Level
  • August 1, 2007: When Are the Robots Gonna Fight Again, Dad? - Best Movie Review, 2007

    • Hannah

  • April 11, 2007: Automatic Appliances
  • February 17, 2007: The Cabin Ghetto - Seal of Fanciness

    • Tristan

  • March 13, 2006: Pandemonium in the REID GIVE ME SOME WATERMELON JELLY - Worst Article, 2006

    • Richard

  • February 17, 2010: 2011 in Film: They’re Not Even Trying Anymore. - Ian, Richard & Russell

    • KC

  • July 7, 2010: MegaSegaGenocide 32-Z Part 3 – Small Animals Are the Most Dangerous Things - Ian, Reid & KC

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