Downloads! Everybody loves custom desktops that turn your computer into free advertising space for us, right?

And for those of you with modern, widescreen monitors, we’ve got something for you, too!

Do people still trade banners on their websites? I mean, people who have updated their shit between now and 1996? Well, here’s one in case you’ve got a webring or a BBS or whatever the fuck cavemen used for internet, I don’t remember. Put it everywhere, just to spite the scary future.

And speaking of 1996, how does the phrase “custom emoticons” strike you? Poorly? Straight in the back of the skull? Good… good…