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[edit] Welcome to the ConWiKi! The Wiki-Tiki welcomes you!

Welcome to ConWiki, a side project of ConfuseReviews.com, an experiment in sociology and the internet, and a source of absolutely no use by design. Please peruse the articles contained within this wiki, as they comprise the greatest miseducation in the history of machines.

Back in the days when computers were much more mysterious to the average man than they are today, one really remarkably dumb theory about A.I. development came up- that if you filled a computerized database with enough true facts, eventually it would become sentient. Of course this would be a ridiculous thing to test, as it's obviously nonsense.

Nothing grows spontaneously from something pristine and sanitized. You gotta get it a little dirtier in that petri dish.

Hence the ConWiki, an experiment in the development of Artificial Nonsentience. Wisdom is held in this mighty volume, information with an encyclopedic precision tuned to wrong. There are no correct facts on the ConWiki, including this one. That's our guarantee.

Feel free to look around or to add your own pearls of wisdom to our slowly expanding database of all worldly knowledge. Please don't mind the Wiki-Tiki, he's just a little overenthusiastic about his job of protecting this marvelous tome.

[edit] Some Light Reading

If you're interested in some of the best articles the ConWiKi has to offer, how about taking a look at some of our award-winning articles?

Award-Winning Pages
2009 Golden Confy Awards	Jeff · Bizarre · Dead astronauts · Party · The Scarecrow Dream

Or, if what we chose as the greatest things on the site aren't GOOD enough for you, why don't you check out our "Fucking Awesome Pages", voted by a grand society of wise elders as being 100% fucking awesome.

Fucking Awesome Pages
Ape · Aunt Gladys · Babies · Bizarre · C. Harles Barkley · Comic book · Computer · ConfuseReviews Compound · Dead astronauts · The Devil · Egg · George Christensen · Ghost · Henry Pym · Jeff · Johnny Storm is an idiot · Mega-Rad Squadron · Oranges · Party · Peanut · Reid is SO Bad at Video Games · Robot · The Scarecrow Dream · Ultimate Risk

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Now go forth... and unlearn.